Velocipastor
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- Chuck (TV) (7)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
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Roy and Jamie stop dancing around this thing between them while on a group holiday. They don't really care about Jamie's girlfriend.
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Roy and Jamie make a bet that Jamie shouldn't win. In true Jamie Tartt fashion, however, he flips the expectations, and his winner's terms open up parts of Roy he's spent a long, long time forgetting.
It's a good thing Jamie can rip him apart, make him look at it, and put him back together.
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“You said you think I’d love getting fucked in the arse while you’re fucking me!”
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Jamie's got a fun idea for him and Roy to try out. It takes a little convincing, but Roy discovers Jamie's ideas usually lead to some pretty mind-blowing times behind closed doors.
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It was only later, when Roy was eating dinner and thinking about Jamie, that he realized he was in deep shit.
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A stream-of-consciousness vignette where Roy realizes he's kind of in love with Jamie. He's a little terrified. Set during 3x04. Companion piece to Tartt9's Thoughts in Bed (Anything but Words).
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Roy retired from football a couple years ago. That was his day job. He retired as an MI5 agent five years ago. That was his night job.
James Tartt Sr promises a powerful, far-reaching criminal organization that his filthy rich son will front them money for a new operation, but Jamie wants nothing to do with it. The problem is... Now Jamie knows too much. Someone needs to appoint themselves his bodyguard, take him on the run, and figure out how to keep him alive while dealing with this clusterfuck of massive proportions.
Looks like Roy's coming out of retirement.
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Bosozoku Boys by VulpesVulpes
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 May 2019
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Knowing that he was invading his best friend’s privacy and feeling a little guilty about it didn’t stop him from reaching under there and pulling out the magazine, and his mouth fell open when he saw what was on the front cover.
“Shit…”
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15 Aug 2026
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Mu Qing, in the throes of a pollen, lovingly foisted directly into his face by a plant that is clearly some offshoot species of the Land of the Tender. Pei Ming, finishing his mission with Mu Qing but unwilling to step between two questionably in-love people even to save a life. Feng Xin, totally not expecting one (1) whole martial god to be dumped into his arms in the middle of the day, rapidly approaching "boiling alive" status pending his ability to dick down said martial god.
Yet another day in the Heavenly Capitol. At least there are no rampaging statues this time.
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03 Aug 2026
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Still You, Still Me, Still Here by mustntgetmy
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Aug 2023
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Mu Qing kicks him.
“What the FUCK—”
“Dinner’s ready.”
“You could’ve just said—”
“Do you want to eat or not?” Mu Qing has already turned away. If he has to watch Feng Xin’s t-shirt go tight across his shoulders as he pushes himself up something will snap in his brain. He spent an hour making the salmon dish from that ridiculous clean-eating cookbook; they are going to fucking eat it.
Mu Qing and Feng Xin get together, and it is every bit as awful as Mu Qing always assumed love would be.
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03 Aug 2026
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“'I ran into him yesterday. He’s a fucking idiot,' Feng Xin says, then drinks—or rather, gulps—his own tea. 'Hey, is this the tea I got you?'
For a second, Mu Qing fantasizes about returning to Mount Tonglu and flinging himself into the lava. He does not do that. 'I guess that’s what Yi Nuo happened to use today,' he lies."
Or: In the aftermath of the fight against Jun Wu, Feng Xin starts giving Mu Qing the Jian LanTM treatment. Mu Qing takes it about as well as anyone would expect.
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28 Jul 2026
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as honest as you’ll let me by nobirdstofly
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2023
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“Whatever. You just came here looking for someone to get your dick wet.”
“Go ahead, then,” Feng Xin says. If Mu Qing wants to play this game, then they’ll play the game. Mu Qing tries to pull back, but Feng Xin draws him in, lacing his hands behind Mu Qing’s head, trapping strands of his ponytail between his fingers. “You’re the one who dragged me back here. Don’t pretend you don’t want it.”
Feng Xin makes the mistake of being friendly at a party so Mu Qing stakes his claim.
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28 Jul 2026