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Battat hates his boss, yet he's also deeply... fascinated with him. The TV headed man infests his waking life and dreams, and he has to pretend it is just fine. Yet when his role as Mike starts being more attractive than his role as the lonely green Pippin, and his dreams turn for the worst. Battat starts to lose himself in it all. Things only complicate when a person from Tenna's past reappears revealing opportunities for Battat to solve the mystery, and for everything to unravel.
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Life for Spamton G. Spamton and Mr. Ant Tenna has resulted in the two needing extra help. On this occasion Spamton wants to help Tenna keep his arms in tip-top shape, while also re-living their past. Things do not go as planned.
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As a perpetually sunburnt British American trapped in a dead end life. Ramb (real name Randolph Barnett , but he hasn’t been called that in ages) has taken the slow drain to rock bottom; his only hopes in life is to watch the boss that’s fucking him over gets screwed by the system as well. Yet a chance meeting with a man who’s been missing for a decade gives him a meaningless little piece of revenge. Though it may bloom into something more.
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In the brief moments after The Lightners close the fountain, Spamton and Ralsei go to look at the fallen—but not dead— lord of screens.
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Spamton G. Spamton, former head of the Royal Mail Delivery Co-Owner of Groovy Goods Retro Shop, is a self-sufficient man who wants to get out of the underground along with his partner—rejected tv star—Mr. Ant Tenna. Until then they're working together to provide a better life for each other, and repurposing trash careless humans sent down the river. Spamton find's a dryer that would be immensely beneficial to them. So he decides to get it himself.
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A Mike-ological Drama! (AKA, Battat “Practices On It”—and by “It”, Haha, Well, Let’s Just Say…) by karmatens
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
17 Aug 2026
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Tenna isn’t in Castle Town anymore. But Battat is sure he’ll come crawling back any minute now. A guy like him doesn’t just disappear; it’s not right, and Battat is always right. And what’s a Tenna without his Mike, anyway? More importantly—what’s a Mike without his Tenna?
Battat has no idea. And for some reason, he’s still Mike.
It’s hard, being Mike without Tenna. But practice makes perfect, and he’s already got his gloves on a spiffy enough stand-in for Tenna. He’s planning to practice being Mike on it real hard tonight.
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21 Aug 2026
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The Primadonna's New Gigolo by MafagafoGirl for VileWitch
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
18 Feb 2026
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Spamton is called to the dressing room after a day of shooting by his new boss, Mr. Ant Tenna. He has a thought-out plan, and the skills to execute it. A short story exploring a different writing style.
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This was written for the Romance Sequence exchange, a deltarune-based valentine's day art and writing exchange focused on shipping, for ao3 user VileWitch.
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18 Feb 2026
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Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.
Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.
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A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.
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Bookmarked by VileWitch
28 Nov 2025
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Sighing, Tenna cups the bottom of his plush stomach, feeling the way it bows out into his hand. He feels so… old. It doesn't help that he still has those photos from the early days in his career pinned up and down his mirror, taunting him with the reminder that he's going out of fashion and getting out of shape. What's even worse is he's due out for dinner in thirty, and he’s forced to wear his trousers low under the curve of what can only be described as a belly, because they won't button any other way. It frames the whole – situation – in an unforgiving way, creating a noticeable pooch that hangs just slightly over his waistband. Then, there's the issue of how they dig into his hips, causing them to spill over just slightly. If he’s not careful, he’s going to have to start describing them as love handles. Love handles! What sort of performer has them? None! Not a single one, the last time he checked. And he checks a lot. Turning on his heel, he walks over to his couch and sits down, pointedly ignoring the way his pants feel even tighter. They bunch at his crotch awkwardly, the fabric around his thighs stretched tight, and he finds himself trying to adjust himself to no avail.
How did he let it get this bad? Again?
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Bookmarked by VileWitch
16 Aug 2025
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High School AU. Tenna gains weight all senior year. Prom was good, but Tenna is shipped off to camp for the summer. Spamton finds out this so-called ‘camp’ is a glorified weight loss scheme. Horrified, Spamton decides to make the experience better for Tenna by visiting. Spamton greases the palms of a couple campers to bend the rules in Tenna's favor. A mutual kink is discovered as Spamton ups the ante to intervene with Tenna’s forced weight loss. Will these messy, inexperienced nineteen year olds overcome the odds? Or will Tenna be forced to lose his new relationship along with his weight?
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- Part 1 of The Fat Camp Affair
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05 Aug 2025

