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The Pansy Parkinson Matchmaking Initiative by bloom_wildly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2026
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Becoming best friends with Pansy Parkinson was not something Hermione saw coming.
Her carefully ordered life is turned upside down when Pansy discovers just how tragically single she is and appoints herself Hermione’s matchmaker in chief. There’s just one problem: Pansy is hell bent on setting her up with Draco Malfoy.
Clearly, Pansy has lost the plot if she ever thinks that could work.
But then she runs into Draco again and realises he’s nothing like she remembers. He’s charming, kind and annoyingly attractive.
Could Pansy actually be onto something here? Or will this be a total disaster?
“How is me being perpetually single wonderful?”
“Because,” said Pansy slowly, as if she was explaining something to a toddler. “It means I get to fix this for you.”
“No! Absolutely not. I forbid it. I can’t have you meddling about in my love life… it’s too embarrassing.”
Pansy laughed so hard she nearly spilled her drink all over the table. “You forbid it? Oh I’d like to see you try, darling.”
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Hermione unlocks a new kink at an unfortunate time.
OR…
The offending sound had been that of the fast ripping of Draco pulling his belt through the loops of his trousers. The snapping at the end as it was whipped free lit a bonfire within the witch that mortified and froze her in her spot.
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- Part 1 of A Toast To Resilience
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08 May 2024
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Draco and Hermione take a university trip to Colombia. In the heat and humidity, the pair experience affairs that they never would’ve predicted.
This is a ficlet with little to no plot (if you squint).
Largely inspired by Maluma’s song, Felices los 4
(Chapters are song titles)Bookmarked by Vitriolesque
07 May 2024
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Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by TheArtOfSuicide
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Mar 2024
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By some miracle, Sandor booked the second date. Now, he is trying his best to be a Good Dog.
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- Part 2 of Saturday Night Fever
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03 May 2024
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Heavens' Light by TheArtOfSuicide
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
23 Mar 2024
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A naive little bird tells the truth about Uncle Petyr to her internet boyfriend.
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03 May 2024