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    One of the Jetii’s scarred, pretty hands reached out and travelled to Jaster’s neck which had the latter stiffen. “What are you doing?”

    “Making sure your heart doesn’t fail while you sleep.” Jon replied. This Jetii was strange.

    “Your hand is putting too much pressure. I can’t sleep like this.”

    “I would rather not find you dead in the morning.” Jon replied, his hand not moving, “Healing you would be a waste of energy if that were to happen.”

    “At least put your hand lower– how do you expect a Thaung-descendant to sleep when their ancient enemy is choking them?”

    It was hard to see the Jetii’s face below that deep hood of his. “Very well.” Jon scooted a bit closer. Jaster moved up and rested his head on top of the Jetii’s thigh.

    “What are you doing?” Jon demanded.

    “Shhh, sleep speeds up the healing process.” Jaster mumbled.

    Another sigh told Jaster just how much he was pissing Jon off, but the Jetii kept his cool and slowly settled. It was actually surprisingly comfortable to lie down like this.

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    In his head, he knew Tony was still a kid. Suffering from shell shock and whatever emotional abuse Howard had managed to put him through.

    But even with that, Tony somehow rose above it all to become extraordinary.

    He was a teammate, a genius, and a friend. He was terribly mature for his age. Tony was Iron Man, not Iron Boy.

    Despite everything, there still stood an age difference of ten or seventy-six years, depending on your calculation.

    But his heart was telling him not to listen.

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    AU where Tony becomes Iron Man at 16, an Avenger at 17, and Steve's . . . infatuation at 18.

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    When the corpse of Cedric Diggory sits up in Hogwarts’s hospital wing and begins attacking people Dumbledore seeks out the only necromancer in the world he knows he can trust. Wei Wuxian was not prepared for the cluster fuck of a situation his fellow ICW member had so kindly dumped in his lap but he was even less prepared for a dementor attack while retrieving the erstwhile Harry Potter. Harry is just glad to be away from the Dursleys and with an adult that was finally listening to him for once even if his world view was shaken up in the process.

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    A night-hunt goes wrong, and Wei Wuxian is scapegoated for the death of the Jiang Sect Leader and the destroyed core of the Jiang Sect Heir. As punishment, his core is taken and given to Jiang Cheng, and he is stripped of his cultivation credentials and expelled from the sect.

    What everyone forgot was that Wei Wuxian was wearing the standard issue body camera that each cultivator wore on training missions and high-risk night-hunts. Struggling to make ends meet, Wei Wuxian finds his way to Caiyi Town with the doctor who performed the surgery, a partial core still secretly in place. His application to work at Cloud Recesses is summarily rejected by the hard-edged Second Jade of Lan after an unfortunate initial encounter.

    But things change when someone hacks into the Jiang systems and releases the footage of what happened.

    [First part of the title is a quote from Shakespeare, but this story is not based on that one!]

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    Wei Ying gave up necromancy years ago. He should be done with hauntings, but here in his café, here in this quiet city at the edge of the world, there stands a ghost dressed in mourning white with eyes like warm honey at the bottom of the pot.

    (The one where it's a café AU - only it's not.)

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