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    Harlequin was a difficult man to get along with until you both realize something you have in common: a love of all things spicy. Logically, the two of you use this opportunity to truly get to know one another with a 'friendly' competition at the cafe involving lots of hot sauce and iron clad wit.

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  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    “Why—why, God?!” he hisses under his breath, voice barely louder than the crackle of the lanterns as he walks the perimeter of the campsite. “You hate me or something? Why out of all people did I have to end up as the background character in a game that’s not even finished?”
    The circus caravans sit quietly for now, wheels half-sunk into the dirt from travel, paint peeling from too many roads and too many promises. Canvas tents are still being raised farther in, stakes hammered into the ground with dull, rhythmic thuds. It’s early—before everything. Before names turn into legends. Before stories rot into warnings.
    “Thank the lord I haven’t met them yet,” he mutters, rubbing his gloved hands together more out of nerves than cold. “So if I do… just don’t screw it up. Don’t be a total abusive dick.”

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    Pierrot knows your nightly routine. He knows when you're meant to be asleep, when it's safe for him to enter your apartment and whisper loving praises into your ears.

    You weren't asleep this time.

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    What if Loki was able to warn his past self, so he did not lose control during his regency and was able to act as he normally would? What if he had been able to remain calm and in control of himself, and the situation?

    "How?" Loki demanded.

    "Betrayal," his future self stated simply, rage clear in every syllable. "But you must control your reaction and come to see me, or you will repeat my mistakes and we will miss an opportunity to take control and alter things in our favor."

    It would have changed everything.

     

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    if you liked my swap au and wondered what would og sebastian would react to this then your in luck.

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    27 Nov 2025