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    Roy loads the stupid pink leopard thing into Keeley's car, carefully wrapping a stray hoodie around its head to keep its stupid little porcelain ears from getting chipped on its journey to her new life. He takes the plane tickets out of his jacket pocket and stares at them for a moment. Then he stomps back inside, plants his feet in the middle of the lobby, and bellows, "TARTT!"

    Jamie's naked top half pops out of the doorway to the gym. "Yeah, Coach?"

    Roy tucks the tickets back into his jacket and says, "Let's fucking go."

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Two months later, Jamie is the top sales rep at the company, he's still got absolutely no idea what it is he's selling, and Roy Kent follows him on Twitter.

    The Twitter thing takes Jamie on a real emotional rollercoaster ride. First of course he flips out with excitement, then he thinks it's probably a joke account or something, then he sees that it's verified and flips out again, then he crashes down to earth remembering how many celebrities (or celebrity accounts run by assistants or whoever) just follow everyone who mentions their name, and then he sees that Roy has only followed six accounts: the official AFC Richmond account, Nigella Lawson, Cher, Keeley Jones, a woman whose avi looks like she's probably related to Roy... and Jamie. In that order, meaning he followed Jamie first.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    So when Jamie got the call from Roy’s sister, and an astoundingly clever and important little girl invited him to a sweet and silly little celebration, just them four — that was that, really. He didn’t think too hard about it. Two hours of travel to get here in the middle of a whirlwind training with the fucking National team and he follows the draw, the pull, the immeasurable force guiding him here. Not a single thought of protest, of resistance, even occurred to him. He just made it happen.

    He’s really fucking gone, ain’t he?

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    24 Aug 2026

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    ...the monk placed his hand on Diarmuid's back and shoved him.

    Diarmuid stumbled foward with a cry of surprise, flailing, falling to his knees at the stranger's feet. He loomed over Diarmuid, his expression obscured by the sun shining in Diarmuid's eyes. With one quick movement, the stranger moved toward Brother Geraldus, gripped his sword with both hands, and drove it, point down, into the white sand. Then, he grabbed Diarmuid by the arm and hauled him to his feet.

    "What are you doing?" Diarmuid asked, shrugging him off. He was trembling and hated himself for it.

    The man grimaced. He cast a questioning glance back at Brother Geraldus, who hissed, "Go with him, boy! It's a trade!"

    A trade? Diarmuid swallowed. The sword—for himself? For what reason? "What does he want with me?"

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    Historical Fantasy AU. Diarmuid is taken from his monastery by a strange, silent warrior named David. He is under the impression that he is now David's servant, while, unbeknownst to him, David thinks that he's just made Diarmuid his husband.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    August 20th Prompt: Surprise!

    "I want to have sex with Bradley Bradshaw."

    Saying it out loud is a weight off his chest, but then Jake has to worry about Javy because the other man is doubled over, having started choking on his spit.

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    18 Jun 2026