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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Early on in their bounty hunting careers, things go wrong for Rett and Pyke and the Sparrow gets set adrift in an asteroid field. When a cosmic space monster decides to help out- well, at least Pyke isn't dying from aether exposure any more? Also, Rett is watching. Oops. Sure hope this doesn't awaken anything in the two of them. Like all the feelings they've been denying about each other.

    Or- it's tentacles. In the Sparrow. I can't really be more clear than that.

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    10 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Oh no, Caleb, are you not feeling well? You look kind of shitty.”
    “I am fine” he rasps. “Just a bad day. Not hungry, though.”
    “Do you want me to try a healing spell?”
    He shakes his head. It’s nice of Jester to offer, but there is no spell in the world that could fix what is wrong with him. He’d know. Magic is kind of his thing.
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    Caleb is having a very bad day, rotting away in bed. The Mighty Nein keep him company, each in their own way.

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    Seth Domade had many good qualities. He was human and, as such, could traverse Rexxentrum with ease. He had some unremarkable magical capabilities, so it was not odd that he might, say, use Comprehend Languages to read a book or cast Prestidigitation to clean the muck from his boots.
    Seth Domade, however, was not a powerful wizard. He did not wield spells that could disrupt the gravity of an entire street or send his attackers flying into a wall. Seth Domade was a quiet, unassuming man. He spent most of his days editing volumes in the Cobalt Soul’s library, and he looked the part.
    Around the time the silence manacles clapped around his wrists, Essek realized he should have dropped the facade of Seth Domade earlier.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    After Caleb is wounded in Aeor, he and Essek take some time to rest and explore the growing affection between them.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    “In the Dynasty, There are many, ah... stages. Things are drawn out and it’s generally a terribly public affair. It is why I am not very well practiced in being, what is the word in common— Being the primary— the one to initiate and court the secondary. I am, unfortunately, very well aware of all its stages, however.” An eye roll piques Caleb’s attention.

    "Herr Thelyss, were you well sought after in the Dynasty, then?”

    or, a continuation of "and i know i've kissed you before"— during a vacation to Nicodranas with the Mighty Nein, Essek and Caleb play out Dynasty Courting rituals at the expense of everyone else. So, nothing out of the normal for them, just more scandalous hand touching

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    06 Jul 2026