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stranger than fiction by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2025
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“Who the fuck is THIS!” Feng Xin yells when he finally finds his voice, pointing at the nondescript man kissing Ink Mu Qing’s neck.
“Who do you think?” Mu Qing grabs an ornamental paperweight off the desk and throws it at him. “Can’t you read? It’s supposed to be you!”
The paperweight hits Feng Xin square in the chest. He doesn’t flinch, or even seem to feel it at all, because he’s looking at the drawing again.
“It doesn’t even look like me!” He shouts, like this is the problem.
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There's a new art movement popping up in the South, depicting Xuan Zhen and Nan Yang as a couple. Mu Qing is NOT handling it well.
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oh so typical by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Aug 2024
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Sylvain reaches over from his cot to clumsily pat Felix on the arm. “Well anyway, don’t worry about it. If you’re looking for somebody interested, I don’t think you’ll have any trouble finding them. Anybody would wanna deflower you.”
Felix doesn’t mean to say it, is the thing. He means to tell Sylvain to fuck off, colorfully, for his use of the word “deflower.” He means to tell him that he’s not worried, shut up. He means, more than anything else, to get them to drop this subject and never pick it back up again.
Instead, for some fucking reason, he opens his mouth and asks: “Would you?”
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Felix and Sylvain and the terrible, horrible, no good, very cringe attempt at being friends with benefits.
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try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2023
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“Congratulations. I think that might be the stupidest idea you’ve ever had.” Mu Qing sounds… pissed off, yeah, but not as pissed off as Feng Xin thought he would be. Mostly, he sounds wary. “You want to—to kiss me again?”
Yes. More than anything.
Out loud, Feng Xin says, “I just don’t want you holding a bad kiss over my head for the rest of eternity. Are you gonna let me make this up to you or are you gonna be a little bitch about it?”
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Feng Xin accidentally steals Mu Qing’s first kiss. Naturally, the only logical solution is to give him another one. And another. And another. And another. And—
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i'll take you gladly by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2022
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“I wish I was dating him, just so I could dump his ass.”
Xie Lian’s eyebrows nearly shoot off his face. “You wish you were dating him?”
“So I could dump him.” Feng Xin doesn’t see what Xie Lian isn’t getting here.
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Mu Qing has an exceptionally bad day. Feng Xin cares way more than he expected to.
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on purpose, on purpose by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Dec 2021
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“Do you ever think about what it would be like,” Sylvain starts, chalk squeaking as he begins a new line, “if we didn’t grow up together?”
Felix stops short mid word, leaving his current sentence a nonsensical 'I will not indulge in horse.'
“No,” he says. Why would he think about that? He shoots Sylvain a look. “What do you mean?”
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Felix and Sylvain get detention. Somehow, in the process, they learn how to communicate with each other.
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mistakes on a plane by frackingforaffection
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
12 Jul 2022
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There’s nothing Sylvain loves more than arriving at the airport two hours early.
Which, now that he thinks about it, is really fucking sad.Total strangers Sylvain and Felix sit next to each other on a plane. It sits on the tarmac for hours, making everyone hot and restless. I think you know where this is going.
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when we get well by sunsmasher
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Sep 2019
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“So you—” Sylvain starts. Felix growls at him, tugging him back by the hair to better savage his neck. “—Fuck me, so you had a nice time slaughtering the forces of the Empire today?”
Felix says something unintelligible against the knot of his throat. His knees tighten hard against Sylvain’s sides.
Sylvain says, “What was that, you insatiable hussy?”
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the sweeter things by TheIllusiveMantis
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 Dec 2020
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“You did. She’s – wonderful, she’s perfect, there’s no way I can know or repay the sacrifice that it was for you,” Sylvain murmurs into his hair. “Felix, our daughter is more than enough. You will always be more than enough. I never could have dreamed of a life as good as this, once. I used to hate myself just for daring to think you could ever look at me the same way I looked at you.”
The fondness in Felix’s heart, always in danger of flooding out, bubbles. “You deserve more,” he mutters.
Felix navigates the personal meaning of fatherhood.
Series
- Part 1 of sweet things
Bookmarked by absolutefuckery
27 Dec 2020
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they're dads. they're DADS. THEY'RE DADS.
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This must be the place by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
22 Oct 2019
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“Don’t move or you’ll make it worse.”
Sylvain tried to touch his oozing stomach wound. Next he was going to retort, “Tell me how I can make this any worse.” Then he would die and Felix was going to have to eulogize Sylvain Jose Gautier, last of his bloodline, who wasted his final moments trying to get the last word in.
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It’s Groundhog Day in the Valley of Torment.
Bookmarked by absolutefuckery
18 Nov 2020
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filed under: fics that make me go BONKERS
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kill the calm by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Nov 2019
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Sylvain is chained to the post at the opposite end of the small wooden cage. He’s curled up on himself from the pain of being kicked in the stomach, but when he meets Felix’s gaze, he grins and says, “I don’t think that one likes me.”
“But you’re so likable,” Felix says stonily.
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A guy walks into a prison stockade. Or: alternate ways to say I love you.
Bookmarked by absolutefuckery
18 Nov 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
"This is how I’ll speak to you, without anyone else understanding." hhhhh oh my god