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    So Suguru’s moving to kiss him— big deal. His breath smells like alcohol, and Satoru should find it gross but he doesn’t. Suguru turns his chin just slowly enough for Satoru to change his mind, but all Satoru does it comply, letting Suguru’s hand guide him towards him with mischief in his eyes and a small smile, and it’s just not a big deal, they’re just fucking around: Satoru feels fully confident about the lightheartedness of this moment right up until the very second Suguru slots their lips together.

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    Or: One kiss is all it takes to make the dam crumble, to make Satoru ache for things he doesn't understand. All he craves is to keep taking pleasure from Suguru, and he can't seem to put together why Suguru's indulging him.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    On October 31st, 2017, Gojo Satoru wakes up and immediately realizes the day has repeated. He recognizes this for two reasons. One: his six eyes tell him the cursed energy outlays are identical to the day prior, something that has never happened before and will never happen again, unless time itself is overlapping. And two: Utahime is still in Tokyo, despite her plans to depart the evening prior, and she would never, ever, extend her stay without emergency.

    or: Gojo Satoru gets trapped in his own personal Groundhog Day. Like most things in his life do, every day leads back to Geto Suguru.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Gojo is suddenly struck by the insane thought that maybe he should try and say something to salvage whatever remains of his dignity. He swallows hard, opening his mouth, only to watch Yaga inspect Cosmopolitan’s illustrated twelve-step guide on How to Get Dicked Down For REAL! Gojo swiftly closes it again. His dignity is a distant memory.

    A lovesick Gojo Satoru attempts to woo his one and only. Somehow, despite being the Strongest, it seems the same cannot be said about his game.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    There is no clear moment, not really, but there is one that sticks out in his mind, when he knew with a sickening sort of thud inside him, a punch to the jaw in an anything goes bare-fist fight, no chance to hide his weak spots in the aftermath.

    “No.” Suguru says, enunciating carefully, as though his lack of diction is the issue.

    “But Suguru,” Satoru whines, heavy on the last syllable, and Suguru can feel Shoko shift beside him.

    “Why do you say his name like that?” She snips before Satoru can continue with his impassioned plea or Suguru can try to intercede, cut him off. “Just say it normal, be normal.” She kicks out and misses Satoru, standing at the edge of the bed, and hits Suguru, who grunts in response. “Oops.”

    Suguru waves it off.

    “When is he ever normal?” He asks, rolling his eyes at her. Shoko snorts out a laugh, her leg resting over Suguru’s shin, a comforting warmth.

    “So true.” Shoko responds, flicking open her phone.

    “I’m literally right here.” Satoru practically shouts, tossing his sunglasses haphazardly onto Suguru’s bedside table, “terrible friendship, terrible friends,” and Suguru closes his eyes because he knows what is coming next, “Suguru,” Satoru whines again.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Tell you what,” Suguru begins. Satoru notices his toes curling into the floor, his thumbs squeezed into his fists. “I could—you know.” Suguru gestures aimlessly in front of himself.

    And—no. Satoru does not know. Could what? Surely not— “Are you offering me a hand?” He laughs, shoulders shaking, because that is fucking hilarious.

    Suguru’s face scrunches immediately, the hand in front of him waving to dispel the ridiculous words Satoru let into the universe. “No. No—Satoru,” Suguru inhales with his whole chest. “I was just saying, like, I could—” Suguru’s lips pull together for a moment, wrinkling. “I could tell you a story. Something extremely unbelievable, like a girl wanting you to fuck her.”

    Satoru's internet priveleges have been taken away. He's horny and unimaginative.

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    11 Jun 2026