alellujah

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    “Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”

    “Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”

    Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.

    “Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”

    Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.

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    "Dan," he says, interrupting what has apparently turned into a long rant about bacteria colonies choosing a queen and letting her move into a palace on top of their decorative pillows. "Dan, there's— there's two beds."

    Dan finally tears his gaze off Phil to look at their room instead, head snapping around so fast, Phil wonders how he doesn't get neck cramps sometimes. Dan stares and stares.

    "Oh my God," he finally says. "There's two beds."

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    "Why did you call me? How did you even– find me? What was your exact thought process before you picked up the phone and made that first call?”

    Phil is staring at him, but Dan isn’t willing to let this go. He’s not going to back down on it. Because if Phil will come into his life in the most whimsical way imaginable with no explanations and start challenging his entire belief system, he’s going to drag him down with him.

    “I didn’t– I mean….” There’s a complex mix of emotions showing on Phil’s face, none of which Dan can decipher, but he thinks he gets the gist of it.

    “You have no clue, do you?” he asks him.

    How are Dan and Phil doing in their parallel universe now that they're finally getting to know each other?

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    23 Sep 2026

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    “My– my name is Phil Lester,” he says and he shouldn’t. He shouldn’t pause to wait for a response, to wait for recognition, but he does.

    There is none.

    “I need some– I need some legal advice?”

    “Yes, that is sort of what I figured when you called my law firm."

    Phil wakes up in an alternate reality where Dan and he have never met and does the only thing he can think of doing: Finding Dan.

    (And then not stopping to bother him.)

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    ‘How are you supposed to murder us if you can’t even remember your timetable? Or keep your eyes open?’ Peter scoffed.
    ‘The sword of Godric Gryffindor will present itself to any worthy Gryffindor, Pete. Try me.’

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    Remus is absolutely fine, the full moon is still days away, and he’s got classes to attend, which is fine, because Remus is fine, and not at all tired, and there’s absolutely no need to see Madam Pomfrey, because he’s fine (except none of this is true, but you didn’t hear that from James, Peter or Sirius, okay?).

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