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- Part 1 of smutty one-shots
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Fic updates for the SMAU: Back To Black. x.com/backtoblackau to follow along!
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i need to take you in real slow by alienlesbian for Cordelia_Gretson
Fandoms: A League of Their Own (TV 2022)
16 Jul 2025
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"What if we made a little schedule.. hm? I know how much you like a routine."
Carson rolled her head to the side to look at her, doe eyes feigning innocence during this decidedly not innocent topic.
"I'm listening."
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"Hmm. Guess we both need to find a Valentine then."
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- Part 2 of Village
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“Max, you do not understand. She’s like 5’11”, insanely smart, looks like a model, and she lives right down the hall and I can barely talk to her without sounding like I’m choking on my tongue.”
“Hey dummy, ask her out then?”
“Who the hell do you think you’re talking to? Did you not hear me about the tongue thing?!”
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Creatures of The Night by MistysGatorTeeth for velvetprayer
Fandoms: American Horror Story, American Horror Story: Asylum, American Horror Story: Hotel
29 Dec 2018
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Mary Eunice checks into the Hotel Cortez after Sister Jude sends her out to California to escort a new patient back to Braircliff, but she finds more than just pillow mints and an ice bucket in her room.
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10 Oct 2025
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after dark by itgivesme_you
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Criminal Minds: Evolution (TV)
01 Aug 2024
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JJ's not happy with the way Jill Gideon looks at Emily and decides to do something about it. Drunk and jealous, she approaches it entirely the wrong way, and Emily reminds her who's really in charge. Pure smut.
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02 May 2026
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Vi is hopelessly crushing on her roommate and best friend. When she finds out Caitlyn has never been to a drinking party, she has to make sure she gets this essential college experience, so she brings her to Ekko's twenty-first birthday party to drink, play Beerio Kart, drink, heckle Mylo, and Ride the Bus.
__In Part II, Caitlyn wakes up with her first hangover, and Vi is a little too eager to nurse her through it.
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28 May 2026
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"I mean this is ridiculous! If this is how you do business, then I think you ought-”
“I’m sorry, I think you’ve got the wrong number,” the woman cut her off.
Vi felt her face go so hot she was sure that it was visibly steaming in the winter air. Of course it was a fucking wrong number - just the cherry on top of an already shit morning. She struggled to conjure up some sort of apology. Instead, what came out was, “Oh. Well, thank god, because I was feeling really bad about yelling at someone who sounds so sexy.”
As soon as the words left her mouth she wished she had a spare hand to cram them back inside. She was considering just abruptly hanging up when a breathy chuckle filtered across the line.
“Awfully bold for someone who’s ranting about cement to a stranger at eight o’clock in the morning.”
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22 Apr 2026
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Vi is working as a contractor and helps Vander cleaning the attic of their childhood home. When she and her sister stumble over a box of old Runebricks, the most popular interlockable bricks brand in all of Runeterra, they discover their value and start a side business.
Months later, Vi's good reputation as a craftsperson leads to her getting a job in Uptown Piltover. The client? A certain very pretty navy haired woman with charm and owner of a box of a harmless looking box of Runebricks.
Vi knows that sometimes these mixed Runebricks lots contain, well, unexpected revelations. What will she find out about Caitlyn? And how will it influence their quickly developing relationship?
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Modern AU - How Vi and Caitlyn get to know each other more closely over a box of interlockable bricks that contains more than just harmless kids' toys, and how Vi got to learn she has a praise kink.
Meet cute and fuck nasty 😉
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08 Apr 2026