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"My energy was waning. I was scorched, bruised, cut from strange swords and battered by maces I had no hand in making. I didn’t let myself think of the bodies until after I cleared the building, taking more lives in the process to defend myself. At that moment, they weren’t human… They were animals, and so was I, and we had come crashing together- teeth gnashing and claws unsheathed, only safe when we smelled the blood spilling from the quickly cooling body of whatever had threatened our lives."
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Aelria enjoys listening to her Pa's life stories by the hearth- Dragonborn, Thane of Skyrim's holds, Imperial soldier born of a Nord, member of damn near every secret society she has ever learned of, owner of multiple houses, one of the richest men in Skyrim... and a man who decided he had enough time to add "Father" to that list.
(Otherwise known as "What if the Dragonborn Killed Dragons and People Alike, Ended a Civil War, Climbed Mountains, and Went to Sovngarde While Toting Around a Small Child: the Fic Where the Dovahkiin Finds a Forsworn Baby After Killing its Parents and, in His Ultimate Wisdom, Decides to Strap the Baby into a Carrier and Continue on His Way")
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Trolls have some weird priorities. They can’t bring themselves to invent conditioner, but they have automatic manicure kits and gossip about which blood caste produces the best in claw hygiene. Dave has never really given much thought to the state of his nails. His time is better spent memorizing lame movie quotes and actively *not* flirting with the grumpy troll version of the Second Coming.
On an unrelated note, being a teenage boy is hard. Literally. (Insert dick joke here.) It’s hard and having a hot sister doesn’t help in the slightest. Not that Dave finds his sister attractive in any way.
Nope, not going there.
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- Part 2 of A Little Off the Top
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Bookmarked by amogra
22 Jul 2021
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with a VERY NSFW illustration by Renaris.
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Bookmarked by amogra
22 Jul 2021
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ORIGINALLY TITLED:
In which Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas are Bored as Hell and Eventually Grow Close to Each Other in Multiple WaysKarkat wants nothing more then to be entertained, Dave can supply that entertainment.
A story of friendship turned crush between my favorite dorks.
Act one: complete
Intermission one: complete
Act two: complete
Intermission two: complete
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Bookmarked by amogra
22 Jul 2021
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Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.
Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.
They meet in a waiting room.
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Bookmarked by amogra
22 Jul 2021
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On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
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- Part 1 of A Little Off the Top
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Bookmarked by amogra
22 Jul 2021
