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    “And where would I do that, moron?”

    “I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”

    “You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”

    Well, when she puts it like that.

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    Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Agatha Harkness is the CEO of a massive bookstore chain, and Rio Vidal is the owner of a small book shop she’s driving out of business. In person, they cannot stand each other—but online? They’re unknowingly connecting as TheGreenWitch and DTWR.

    Then Agatha discovers Rio’s true identity, and realizes she’s falling for the person who hates her most.

    you’ve got mail but make it agathario

    there is now a russian translation for this work! <3

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    05 Dec 2025

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    It was only then she remembered Rio didn’t understand a word she was saying.

    “Oh…” Agatha made a hole with one hand and stuck her index finger in it with the other. “Consummating…right?”

    Rio giggled. “Yes.”

    Agatha found herself smiling. “But we,” she gestured between them before she made two holes. “So how…?”

    “I show you? If-”

    “Yes,” Agatha interrupted. “Por favor.”

    Rio nodded. “Okay.”

    OR: A marriage of convenience. Spain and England both benefit a great deal if Princess Agatha Elizabeth Harkness and Princesa Rio Emilia Vidal wed. So they do. But this is the 1800s, love is not a necessity for marriage...but who knows...they might find it.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Agathario AU, but it's actually just the plot of Happiest Season, but they are choosing each other this time.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    “So you’re fucking suing me? My company? Where the hell do you get off?” Agatha spits, her voice raising.
    Rio’s expression doesn’t change. “I’m not the one suing you. The organization is.”
    “You lead the organization,” Agatha fires back, standing up out of her chair to lean in closer, palms flat on her desk. “Drop the bureaucratic bullshit.”
    Rio arches a brow. “It’s not personal.”
    “Oh, please- everything with you is personal.”

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    Agatha is forced into volunteering for Rio’s Climate Change Organization to avoid a lawsuit.

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    02 Dec 2025