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    In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...

    AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    They faced the Red Death alone—and won.

    They left the Archipelago behind and never looked back, vanishing on the backs of their dragons. For five years, they roamed the known world, west to east, north to south, uncovering new dragons, myths, wonders, forging their own path far from the shadows of their past.

    But now, a new threat rises. The Dragon Hunters eye the Barbaric Archipelago greedily, commanded by a mysterious warlord who has the power to control dragons. With danger looming over the place they once called home, the riders must return to Berk—and to the people they abandoned.

    An AU where the teens defeat the Red Death without Berk and flee into the Great Beyond, only to be drawn back by a war they can’t ignore—and a home they can’t forget.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    the 6 berk teens ran away to do rtte and are back for httyd 2. also magic is real

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    In which Astrid got to the cove just a few minutes too late, and Hiccup had already left. In which, six years later, the dragon raids are a thing of the past, but now a madman with a dragon army is threatening Berk. In which Astrid, now heir to the Chiefdom, convinces Stoick to ask the mysterious Dragon Master for help.

    Hiccup obliges. It's his fight, after all.

    However, he may have forgotten to anticipate how hard it would be to prepare for war alongside his old friends and family without letting them know it was him. But then again, what other choice does he have?

    Toothless is finding the whole situation highly amusing.

    Useless reptile.

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    22 Aug 2026

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    Patrol starts normal.
    Patrol does not end normal.
    Who is this weird, feral, -winged?- dude and oh shit, what the hell is that?

    Gotham is known for its bats.
    It’s about to get one more. And someone else dragged along for the ride, quite literally. But how?

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    20 Aug 2026