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It's easy to miss it.
It can easily pass as the kind of humour even Oscar takes part in, but to Lando's horror, it's not.
When Oscar lost the championship, McLaren decided he no longer deserved respect.
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02 Sep 2026
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Oscar gets dragged to the Australian Grand Prix by his best friend. It somehow ends with Oscar getting into a fake relationship with Lando Norris, because of course it does.
Only this would happen to him.
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21 Aug 2026
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The late 2025 Oscar villain arc we all wanted.
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“I hate you. Christ, I hate you so fucking much, I can’t even… You weren’t supposed to be like this.”
Oscar forgets to breath, the words settling over him with a wave of nausea and a sick sense of arousal. His every nerve ending feels like it’s on fire. “Like what?”
“Winning. Before me, too. Beating me. Making me feel like…” Lando rasps. “Every time you stand over me on the podium, I want to rip my hair out. It drives me fucking insane. Every time you win, I hate it, I hate you.” He licks his lips, Oscar’s eyes pathetically tracking the movement.
“If you’d just drive better, you wouldn’t be seeing me win.” He says, his stomach churning. “You wouldn’t need my fucking help. And just for the record, I can’t stand you either.” It’s a blatant lie, and he thinks Lando knows it, but maybe he doesn’t, because his expression shatters, defiance crumbling into a million broken pieces right in front of Oscar. And Oscar, who just minutes ago was pushing exactly for this reaction, can’t take it. Not when it’s Lando; not when it wasn’t true anyway.
“I’m sorry.” He says. Another lie. This one, they both recognize as such.Series
- Part 1 of Oh, golden boy
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03 Jun 2026
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To be honest, Oscar would rather not sell flowers to Lando anymore. He'd much rather have that Lando would just leave his asshole boyfriend and get with him instead. But hey, that's life right?
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- Part 2 of The Grid As Country Songs
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01 Jun 2026
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4 Times Mark Webber hated Lando Norris + 1 Time He Didn't by Goldglitters53
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22 Feb 2026
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Mark Webber is not Oscar Piastri's father.
But if he was, there was no way he’d approve of Lando Norris
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Oscar signs with Mclaren and falls head over heels for golden boy Lando Norris. His manager Mark Webber has to endure Oscar's oblivious heart eyes and Lando dancing around his own feelings throughout the 2023 and 2024 seasons.
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30 May 2026