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How to Seduce a Billionaire (and Never Work Again) by TheValleyScribe
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Sep 2026
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Sasuke Uchiha is the highest-paid male model in the world. A millionaire, a global fashion icon, and the face of luxury brands everywhere, his life is envied by millions and his schedule is fully booked through 2030.
But all Sasuke really wants is to live like the trophy wives on his TikTok feed: no job or alarms. Just horses, Pilates, beautiful houses... and a bank account with far too many zeros.
Determined to retire before thirty, he devises the perfect five-step plan to seduce a billionaire and never work another day in his life. The strategy is flawless.
Until Naruto Uzumaki ruins every single step of the timeline... by falling hopelessly in love far too quickly.
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17 Aug 2026
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An ill-fated parent teacher conference reunites Jin Ling's wayward uncle with Sizhui's father. AKA: A matchmaking disaster as told by Jin Ling, Sizhui, and Jingyi.
Jin Ling knows he’s in deep trouble even before reporting to Headmaster Lan’s office, but the words “your uncle will be here soon” still strike the fear of God in him. His only consolation is that Jingyi and Sizhui’s guardians are also in the office, Jingyi’s mom already lecturing her sheepish-looking son. Lan-ayi only stops when Sizhui’s father, a quiet and tall man in white, clears his throat, causing her to engage him in one-sided smalltalk.
This is a disaster. Jin Ling had spent such a nice break at home for Mid-Autumn Festival, and Fairy’s presence had soothed his homesickness after returning to boarding school in Gusu. He knows pets aren’t allowed, but who is going to report Jin Ling when his father pays good money for a private suite in the dorms? Then there was the incident with Jingyi, a box of mooncakes, and a door left ajar. Long story short, he spent an hour chasing Fairy down the halls with Sizhui and Jingyi before finding his dog nosing up to a very angry Headmaster Lan.
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17 Oct 2025