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Beautiful, brave Wei Ying is waiting for Lan Zhan to tell her she cannot be all of who she is. She will listen, if Lan Zhan says this. If Lan Zhan even looks uncomfortable, Wei Ying will take this back and never mention it again. Will pretend that this is not her truth, perhaps until she believes it herself.
And Lan Zhan will never get to fully see Wei Ying for who Wei Ying is.
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Jughead watches out of the corner of his eye as Reggie pulls a stack of books out of his backpack and piles them on the diner table. Bringing Up Boys. Playful Learning, Positive Discipline. The Educated Parent. Unraveling Abusive Parenting. Idiot's Guide to Parent-Child Communication. Boundaries With Kids. How to Behave So Your Kid Will Too!
Wait. What.
(In other words, snapshots of Reggie accidentally finding out that his boyfriend likes non-sexual age play and, in a stunning display of maturity and growth, deciding to become the best Dad he can be for little Jughead.)
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It's not Archie's fault that he thinks physical trauma is the only kind there is.
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The first day that Carol wakes up alone, she screams until her throat aches.
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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11 Sep 2026
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i wanna be (completely weightless) by iodhadh for wangxian_234
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Dec 2024
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Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan are definitely not Xue Yang's boyfriends, but they're still probably his best option for unobtrusively riding out a curse that means he can't be alone. They don't even have to know anything's wrong. Xingchen will smile, Song Lan will ignore him, he'll spend a few days hiding at their place, and then everything will go back to normal.
That's the plan, anyway, but a mind-reading curse has a way of putting a wrench in things.
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07 Sep 2026
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you drew stars around my scars by mixtapestar for legendofthefireemblem
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Aug 2022
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Keeley brings Jamie with her to Marbella.
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22 Aug 2026
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"I was wonderin' if you might… teach me?"
Roy can only stare back at him. Teach him… what, how to pull? How to fuck? Roy must be dreaming, because there's no way in hell the Jamie Tartt he knows has the bollocks or the self-awareness to ask him for such a thing. Jamie's eyes only seem to get rounder the longer Roy looks at him, as if he's growing more hopeful of a positive answer. That particular delusion snaps Roy out of it. "No. Fuck no. Why the fuck would I wanna do that?"
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20 Aug 2026
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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20 Aug 2026