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    Due to what Madam Umbridge is determined to call a paperwork mishap, Auror John Dawlish, over ten years in the force, finds himself headed back to Hogwarts as an interim professor. He's to wrangle a pack of Defense Against the Dark Arts students and keep Umbridge's seat warm for a few weeks while she gets things cleared up on her end. It'll be easy: she's provided him with a speech to give, a list of course aims, and a complete lesson plan covering the entire year.

    What could go wrong?

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    08 Aug 2026

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    Tony Stark is on his way to becoming the coolest and awesomest supervillain New York City has ever known...until a pipsqueak in a onesie webs him to a rooftop in Queens. Next thing he knows, he’s accidentally acquired an intern with puppy-dog eyes and a heart of gold. Which, as it turns out, is not compatible with a five-year supervillain career plan.

    Written for Winterturtle for the 2021 Friendly Neighborhood Exchange

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    08 Aug 2026

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    fun and adorable

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    "It's really not a big deal. I can handle it. Flash is mouthy, and occasionally pushy, but I can take it," Peter insisted, "Better me than someone else."

    Tony rubbed his hands over his face in frustration, "I'm not even sure where to start with all the wrong in that statement."

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    08 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    satisfying

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    My take on the cliche trope that is Peter Parker's field trip to Stark Industries. Featuring teachers with a grudge, Flash being Flash, Peter being being an anxious mess and completely oblivious to how much he's loved by everyone, and Tony and Pepper acting like the awesome parents they are. Honestly, just a bunch of tooth-rotting fluff.

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    08 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    bamf intern peter

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    When Peter wakes up, his head is being assaulted by a sledgehammer.

    He has no idea where he is. He has no idea what happened to him. He has no idea who he is, other than "Peter". But then, he looks over at the man who is scrutinizing him with worried eyes, and he knows who the man is.

    That's his dad.

    Or - the one where Peter gets hit over the head really, really hard and has temporary amnesia, and makes a very reasonable assumption based on the data presented to him.

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    07 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so sweet