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Heather and Gwen hate each other, but Chris, their debate coach, sees their potential as debate partners after a devastating loss at nationals last season.
The College Forensics AU nobody asked for but I needed.
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no better version of me I could pretend to be tonight by beanlegion
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Family Guy (Cartoon)
18 Sep 2023
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How could the world continue to be so cruel, constantly punishing the broken and damned. Tearing away progress and healing to inflict more damage, an amputation on a healing limb. Bart hoped any non-existent god or his prophets would take pity on him and his tears. What good was belief in a time when the tangible was being ripped away.
Bart and Chris have an argument.
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lord, it'd be great to find a place we could escape sometime by beanlegion
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons, King of the Hill (Cartoon)
05 Sep 2023
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“She used to play me piano every night to help me fall asleep. She would play nursery rhymes and theme songs from my favorite cartoons. She was a piano teacher before things got bad with her and my dad.”
Chris and Bart discuss their parental relationships with Dr. Hill
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for reasons wretched and divine by beanlegion
Fandoms: The Simpsons, Family Guy (Cartoon), King of the Hill (Cartoon)
05 Sep 2023
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I just get scared you’ll stop loving me because I’m sick” Bart admitted.
“That will never happen, you’re my husband and I love you. Through sickness and in health.” Chris said.
Bart and Chris visit Dr. Hill to talk about an argument they had.
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Hank tries a Baja Blast for the first time.
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no sweeter innocence (than our gentle sin) by beanlegion
Fandom Family Guy (Cartoon), King of the Hill (Cartoon), The Simpsons
18 Sep 2023
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It’s just that she’s known Shauna so long the idea of not having some piece of her around is foreign, almost to the point of being disorienting. Like she’d woken up, only to discover that she’d forgotten how to walk.
So, she has this: seven digits, scribbled in brand new pen, tucked away for her to take out and run her fingers over whenever she’s feeling sentimental.
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Jackie starts calling Shauna from Rutgers with… interesting results.
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17 Aug 2026
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Victoria Javadi is driving herself crazy trying to work out if Cassie McKay wants to sleep with her. To make matters worse, their dynamic in the workplace has become... distracting.
Victoria hates that Trinity Santos found out about her crush on McKay. All she does is tease her and make her life more difficult. Except the more time Victoria spends with Santos, the more she doesn't want the teasing to stop.=-=-=-=-=-=-
On the other end of the phone, McKay hesitantly asked "Vadi...are you with fucking Santos right now?"
"Actually," Vic gasped, voice breaking. "Santos is fucking me right now."
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01 Aug 2026
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But if you want my kisses I'll be your perfect Mrs by BuckleUpCreampuffs
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
25 Feb 2026
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'Honey, I'm home!' Jackie calls out cheerily as she enters the condo, kicking off her heels. She debates removing her blazer but decides to keep her pantsuit - blazer and slacks and t shirt - intact.
It's a small thing on the outskirts of Providence, close enough to the city to be useful and small enough to be cheap, and Jackie was proud that at only twenty-five, she and her wife co-owned it without a mortgage.
Not that Shauna was her wife, in the most literal sense of the word. They couldn't get married yet legally. They hoped to do it eventually. But for now, they had the titles.
Shauna was where she usually was at this time of the day. In the kitchen, stirring something in a pot on the stove, wearing the pink frilly apron Jackie had bought for herself only to realise that she couldn't cook for shit.
And today, Shauna was only wearing the apron.
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25 May 2026
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Jackie thinks Shauna would make a great girlfriend.
Shauna thinks Jackie would make a great boyfriend.
They both do something about it.Bookmarked by beanlegion
25 May 2026
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this little girl breaks furniture, this little girl breaks laws by Bandydear
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
03 Sep 2023
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“You know that song, that’s like ‘you’ve got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere, maybe we can make a deal?” Jackie says quietly when Nat returns to the porch.
“You mean the song called: Fast Car?” Nat follows her gaze to the truck. The last piece of her old man, and the only one really worth keeping.
She returns to look at Jackie, noticing the gym bag stuffed with clothes and cash.
“You’re not serious,” Nat scoffs with a laugh.
“Look, I don’t know about you, but I’m not ready to throw in the towel and die in fucking Wiskayok, New Jersey.”--
Follows roughly 10 years of one Natalie Scatorccio and one Jacqueline Taylor cohabitating in a Chelsea apartment while they learn how to be adults.
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10 May 2026