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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    As you may've expected, this story goes the same way that all other stories like this do.

    The Hazbin Hotel crew - sans Alastor, who was steadfast in his refusal to partake in any such task - have been taken to the royal palace to give the place a rub-down before Lilith arrives. While they're there, they come across something rather unusual, and VERY intriguing - a strange, psychic, orbuculum that allows them to see into the past, the future, and more.

    Unfortunately, when the gang talk Lucifer into giving it a go, the ball lands on something that none of them were QUITE prepared for.

    Including dealing with the aftermath.

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    For an easy search/summary: your average Everyone Reacts To Alastor's Past And Are Generally Shocked. Includes researched, though likely historically inaccurate, depictions of New Orleans in the 1900s-1930s, deep-dives into culture and languages (same goes, research-wise), and everyone wondering just how their favourite radio host manages to keep on surprising them.

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    03 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    Carefully, Lucifer slipped the engagement ring onto the Radio Demon’s finger.

    “It’s beautiful, darling." Alastor grinned. "I can’t wait to shove it in certain people’s faces.”

    “Of course.” Lucifer laughed and kissed him again. “Oh, Alastor. My Alastor.” The devil smiled, wrapping his arms tightly around him. “... I guess it will finally be proper to have you in my bed soon.”

    Suddenly, Alastor felt cold. “... yes. It will be.”

    “I can’t wait,” Lucifer whispered, his voice low and full of promises.

    Alastor smiled. His insides twisted with dread.


    Alastor had always struggled with intimacy. But instead of telling Lucifer any of this, admitting that he’s ‘broken’ in such a fundamental way, he told a tiny white lie: he was waiting till marriage. For years, that lie kept him safe, and no lines had to be crossed.

    ... until the night Lucifer proposed.

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    13 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Once an idea hits 4 parts in the AU collection it's only fair it gets its own story!
    In the time between the hotel being fixed and opening up again, Charlie comes up with a redemption exercise! This couldn't possibly go wrong, or reveal a bunch of secrets, surely?

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    26 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    "But you enjoyed being a parent?"
    "Yes, obviously."
    "And you would do it again?"

    After his humiliating defeat with Adam, Alastor would do just about anything to break his deal with Rosie. Including taking drastic measures.

    OR: A week after Sir Pentious is redeemed, Alastor wakes up five years-old again.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    "This is Alastor. Our host of the hotel," Charlie gives the sinners arm a friendly squeeze.

    Lucifer isn't ready for what he sees when he finally meets the sinners gaze.

    Because it's her.

    Nicaise

    It's her but at the same time it wasn't.

    There's this strange youthfulness to their appearance, to their magic.

    This was Nicaise's child.

    Hell had twisted her features— The two fluffy red deer ears atop their head made that clear.

    "Charmed to be meeting you!" Nicaise's child chirped holding a clawed hand out to him with a smirk.

    But the second their hands touch, It's as if a black hole had formed inside his chest, stripping his lungs of air and his veins of golden blood.

    Oh.

    Oh shit.

     This was his child.

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    26 Apr 2026