birbosaurus_rex
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- Homestuck (5)
- The Sandman (TV 2022) (2)
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Jake English is the prince of Lomax, one of the Four Noble Kingdoms. He's about to reunite with his closest friends after three years apart. He's also going to fall in love, but he doesn't know that part yet so nobody tell him.
It's gonna be a long, gay summer.
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IF YOU CAN'T STOP DROPPING YOUR STICKS LET ME SHOW YOU WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE THEM by birbosaurus_rex
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Aug 2026
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Karkat Vantas has taken the first step to achieving his high school dreams: making drum major in the marching band. Next up: taking first place at championships.
Sure, they might be the smallest band in the smallest division in the circuit. And sure, their budget might be "no". And who even cares if they've never so much as managed to place at prelims? Karkat Vantas doesn't care. Karkat Vantas is going to bring home the gold, and no one is going to get in his way.
Not even Dave Strider.
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Dave gets his period. Karkat takes care of him.
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"4.13: Any unaffiliated individuals harmed in the process of making The Deliveries will be transported to the North Pole for medical attention, whereupon they will not be released until deemed in good health by a medical professional."
Or, Santa Jake runs over Dirk with his sleigh, then takes him back to the North Pole. (For treatment. Really. The fact that Jake is insanely horny for the guy is completely unrelated.) Deeply unserious Christmas sex shenanigans ensue.
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you're currently experiencing your first kiss.
With another guy.
Who's also an alien.
Shit.