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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    donotpardonmyfrench

    Leo Lightstick is a disgrace to porn. After 10 minutes of getting to choke the gorgeous Captain Sunshine with his (not at all impressive) "lightstick", two pathetic poots of come is all this worthless wretch could manage. His acting makes even the worst acting on this site look like it belongs in Hollywood, and his acting during the actual blowjob was so abysmal I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like he's some alpha male, while Captain Sunshine is performing his heart out, and what did he give him in return? Two measly strings of come? I will never watch a video with this embarrassment in it ever again, and I hope this studio never forces Captain Sunshine to work alongside him ever again either. The industry should honestly just cut its losses and get rid of this sexless bastard before everyone's balls shrivel up and wither away. Fuck knows my dick was in danger the moment he showed up.

    Or, the one where Jean imprints on a pornstar.

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    23 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    The energy in the room was electrified. It tended to happen with them so close and yet Jean felt excitement and anticipation rush through him. He couldn't argue he didn't like having Jeremy close to him like that. Jean wasn't touching him yet, but he would soon knowing how the last times went down. He always buried his hands elsewhere but once he tasted blood they were squeezing skin. Looking down at Jeremy's chest, he wondered how the other ever thought this was a good idea.

    "We should do a hickey or two just to sell it."

    "What?"

    Something was wrong after Grayson bit him. Jean expected to die that day. He didn't expect to become one of the monsters he's always been afraid of. With no other way out and Jeremy eagerly offering up himself for Jean to feed from, Jean finds himself having to face not just his traumatic past but the newfound tension between him and his captain. Jean knows he is a horrible person when he first sinks his teeth into tanned skin. Because he likes it. Jeremy likes it. And there was no way for them to stop.

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    19 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    “I have never filmed with another man before,” Jean says the minute Jeremy sits across from him.

    Jeremy’s fist reflexively tightens around his black coffee, and it burns at his palm through the little cardboard heat guard. He takes a moment to blink and right himself. The novelty of a smooth French accent means he needs extra time to get his heart under control before speaking again.

    “…I didn’t think you were gay for pay,” is all he can manage to spit out.

    Jean Moreau tilts his head, something like offense in the furrow of his dark brows. On his left cheekbone, a black 3 is inked under the skin. Most of his online following has no idea what the tattoo means; when Jean reached out with the offer of shooting together, he told Jeremy its history. Jeremy doesn’t really know how to feel about it—about looking at a trafficking victim’s brand in the middle of sex. Hopefully Jean will shove his face in the mattress and they can ignore it together.

    “I like men,” Jean says with false nonchalance.

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    AKA: Amateur pornstars navigate a shoot where Jean has never filmed with a man and Jeremy has never filmed with someone who respects him.

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    16 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Midway through Jean’s fifth season playing for the Los Angeles Tectonics, Jeremy knows that Jean won’t be able to stay in the league much longer. With the continued strain on Jean’s body from playing professionally, as well as the old injuries from the Ravens, Jeremy knows retirement is Jean’s best option, and it’ll be easy enough to convince the Moriyamas to retain 80% of his salary instead of Jean’s. After all, he’ll be a Moreau soon. He has no idea what their lives will look like after that, but he’s ready to find out.

    My ‘jerejean in the pros’ fic set from 2013-2015, following Jeremy’s career in Exy and Jean’s final year of playing professional Exy and the start of his retirement.

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    15 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    “I bet you can’t do it,” Damen prompted. “I bet you can’t spend one day alone with Nikandros without fighting.”

    A light flickered in Laurent’s eyes.

    “I know exactly what you are doing,” he told Damen. “It is not going to work.”

    “I am not doing anything,” Damen said, his lips curling up. “I am simply stating a fact. I don’t think you can do it.”

    With an overdramatic huff, Laurent bit out, “Fine, if you can convince Nikandros to spend the day with me, I will agree to it. We will be perfectly fucking civil and end the day as brothers in arms.”

    “Really?” Damen asked, pleasantly surprised. He didn’t think it would be that easy.

    “Really,” Laurent assured him with a grin that was positively feline. “And if we do not argue, you will agree to marry me. If I prove we can get along, there will be no more reason to put it off.”

    Damen smirked. “Deal.”

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    A Shadowhunters AU in which Damen and Laurent make a bet. If Laurent and Nik can go one day without arguing, Damen will finally agree to marry Laurent. I promise you don't need to know anything about the Shadowhunter books to read this. They're just demon hunters.

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    07 Aug 2026