bisexualsolidsnake
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An alternative ending to Chapter 8 of Melt With You.
Hal and Dave gently bicker over a mixtape for their roadtrip to a new safehouse. Sex (and a drastic change in relationship dynamics) ensue.
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A nerd pining over his best friend (2005 colourised)
Post-MGS1, covering early Philanthropy era up until the Tanker Incident. Basically just more Otasune pining fic because this fandom can never have enough.
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Day 6: Sunrise
Sunrise was always bittersweet for them.
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- Part 6 of NatM Week 2023
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Day 5: Missing Scene
Jedediah needs to talk to Octavius after the hourglass incident. Octavius is hiding in Larry's other pocket.
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- Part 5 of NatM Week 2023
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Day 4: Angst
Most of the time, Ahkmenrah can get on with his life-of-sorts as if it never happened. There are occasions, though, where reminders of the decades of confinement are inescapable.
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- Part 4 of NatM Week 2023
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Fics I wrote for NatM week 2023 :)
https://archiveofourown.org/collections/NATM_Week_2023
https://natmweek.tumblr.com/----------------------------------------------------
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"There’s someone that walks onto the stage from behind the scenes, and before Carlos is actually able to see who it is a couple of women (and men?) already start screaming excitedly. “Holy shit, it’s Jannik Sinner!”, he hears Lorenzo say in almost awe. Never heard of him, Carlos thinks, and then he sees him.
Holy shit indeed. On the podium stands a man who’s tall, with beautiful red curls, a guitar hanging over his shoulder, wearing a suit that clearly shows he’s also a model, and at that moment, Carlos knows he’s a goner."
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Or an AU in which Carlos is still a tennis player and Jannik is a hot and crazy popular Italian singer. They fall in love, of course.
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19 Aug 2025
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I am your mirror, and here are the stones by Anonymous for starbuckscakepop
Fandoms: House M.D.
14 Dec 2025
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Wilson always said that the best gift he could ever receive was House himself. It was only after House had carefully wrapped a large ribbon around his chest, tied it into a bow, and jammed a Santa hat onto his head, that he realised maybe Wilson didn't mean that literally.
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14 Dec 2025
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He decides he hates them (not really) and he’s probably going to continue to watch them burn each other into the ground, two sparks waiting to ignite the other, for the rest of eternity.
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Franklin doesn't believe in love until he starts committing crimes with two gaylords.
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06 Dec 2025
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“House,” a soft voice mewls from above, “Get on with it or I’ll get out the paddle.”
House can’t stop the smirk forming on his lips. Alright, if his pushy (boyfriend? Friend? Labeless partner in crime?) wants to be eaten out, then by god almighty, he’ll be eaten out. If it’s the last thing House does on this Earth, he’ll die a very satisfied, very happy man.
And so will his Wilson, by the time he’s done with him.
Or, on a chilly Sunday morning, House ruminates about Wilson’s ass then decides to do something about it.
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26 Nov 2025
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The man looked up, his face lighting up for a moment before a smirk spread across his lips. “You’re the chef?” He waved a general hand towards his neighbors. “You look better than the food I’ve seen on these tables.”
Wilson blinked, then nodded. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Don’t. I’ve seen some tragic food tonight.”or, Wilson is chef and co-owner of a highly acclaimed restaurant and House is a dreaded food critic
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18 Nov 2025