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A hole opens in the middle of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy, the source of the screaming popping up right in front of them. Shock settles over everyone like a sudden wave.
Phineas breaks the silence, his voice calm despite the surprise. “Aren’t you the high school’s new science teacher?”
They all stare at their sudden visitor for a few more moments, processing the unexpected turn of events, before both Candace and Stacy yell simultaneously, “Mr. Doofenshmirtz?!”
Heinz has been teaching at Danville High for almost an entire school year. To celebrate this milestone and his community service, Monogram has allowed Agent P to host a party for Heinz at his lair. Something small to show that he— no, everyone— is proud of him. No ulterior motives at all!
Candace is also planning a get-together of her own with Stacy and Vanessa… or, well, she wanted to.
A normal night is never in the cards when anyone here is involved.
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“How was your dinner date last week?” Paige had asked oh-so-innocently.
“Date? I didn’t go on a date with anyone last week?” Kevin had saved Coyote from having to respond by finally clueing in to the conversation at that exact moment.
Paige rolled her eyes. “Not you, Uncle Kevin. Thought it wouldn’t hurt for you to get out more. Maybe go to a single’s night at the bar on 5th Street.” So it wasn’t just Coyote who was to suffer from the woman’s meddling. It seemed this was something of a pastime for her. “No, I want to hear about how Road Runner’s courting has been going.”
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05 Oct 2026
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1 Kiss forward, Several Chases Back by SMS_MU
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
10 Sep 2026
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Wile E. Coyote, finally finished with the trial and back to his regular chase of the Road Runner, is happy to have everything go back to normal.
At least until the bird kissed him.
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In which Wile E. finally learns how roadrunners court each other.
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03 Oct 2026
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“Maybe tomorrow.”
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Once Wile E. finally has Roadrunner in his arms, he realizes he is not hungry.
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- Part 1 of Your Honor, They Are Gay
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03 Oct 2026
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Bugs Vs. ACME by Canon_Can_Go_Away
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
08 Sep 2026
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Bugs was aware that sometimes he was…more conscious then the rest of the toons. Like he could see them for what they were, and how the laws that ruled their existence were bendable. He could do things that regular humans couldn’t, but he could also do things that regular toons couldn’t. He was aware.
So sure, ACME rabbit-proofed Project Sisyphus.
They didn’t Bugs Bunny-proof it.Or: what Bugs Bunny was thinking and doing throughout the entirety of Coyote Vs. ACME.
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02 Oct 2026
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In every universe? by 4X3LL3X
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
16 Sep 2026
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Road Runner, Roadie for short, an athlete, has a strange obsession with an inventor.
Wile E. Coyote, Wiley for short, an inventor, has a strange obsession with an athlete for totally different reasons.
In a universe where toons are captured and experimented on and used by the ACME corporations, both of them have to hide what they really are, until they clock each other. Or Wiley clocks Roadie first and the roadrunner likes him because he's cute.
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- Part 1 of Axel’s Universal RoadRunner fics
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29 Sep 2026