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“You truly need help. I’m getting help. Why aren’t you?”
“Why the fuck would I need help?! I’m doing fantastic, thank you very much!” Blitzø shrieked, crossing his arms.
“Because you’re incapable of healing.” Stolas’ voice broke, and he turned back toward the stairs, heading for the door.
“Ooooh fuck you! I can heal! Just watch me, bitch!” Blitzø screamed after him, right as the door slammed in his face.
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There are so many things Blitzø fucking hates about Stolas—and what better place to rant about every single one of them than in therapy?
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“This is absurd. Surely there’s someone more qualified to tutor this imp,” Stolas continued.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Blitzø said in a mocking falsetto, “is my little imp ass too uncultured for your royal tutoring standards?”
“I just meant I’m not trained for remedial cases.”
Blitzø slammed his hand on the desk. “Say that again, you fucking pencil neck–”
“Enough.” Principal Morningstar stood up. “I don’t care if you two can’t stand each other. Blitzø needs help. Stolas, your father agreed to this arrangement. Consider it extra credit. And Blitzø, if you walk out of here without agreeing, you’re off the team.”
Stolas shot Blitzø a disdainful glance, his arms crossed tightly. Blitzø, meanwhile, looked like he was trying to melt a hole through the floor with his glare.
“Fine,” they said in unison, then promptly scowled at each other.
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Tutoring the school’s star football player should’ve been simple... except falling in love with him wasn’t part of the lesson plan.
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This fucking bird had him under a spell. No other explanation for it. Why else was it so fucking hard to walk away?
Wait.
Right.
Blitzø had wanted to leave.
He had to leave. And here Stolas was, reeling him back in with kisses and back rubs and nice words and all that sickeningly sweet shit. What the fuck were they even doing? Acting like some lovesick couple after a good fuck.
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Somehow, somewhere between the Full Moons, Blitzø started falling for Stolas.
Fic inspired by So American (Olivia Rodrigo)
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As if on cue, the curtain slid aside, revealing Stolas in the skin-tight workout outfit. The cropped top clung to his fluffy chest like a second skin, the shorts hugged his long legs and the earrings looked totally out of place with the rest of the outfit.
He looked like some wannabe influencer who had just walked off the set of a shitty fitness ad made by the Vees.
He looked… so fucking sexy .
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Stolas desperately needs new clothes. Blitzø helps, in more ways than one.
Takes place during Sinsmas.
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“Hellborns are organic. We are meant to die. It's natural. Beautiful, even. Everything breaks down, rises back up, and breaks down again. Every living thing grows out of every dying thing. We leave more life behind us to take our place." Stolas’ voice was soft, an attempt to soothe, to offer some comfort in the face of the inevitable.
But Blitzø remained unimpressed, his expression unchanging. "There’s not really a ‘we’ in this, is there?"
Stolas tilted his head, confusion furrowing his brow. "Hm?"
"You aren’t meant to die. I am, but you’re not.” Blitzø muttered, reminding Stolas of their fate. “So what happens when I’m not around anymore? When I kick the bucket and you’re left here, still doing your thing and going about your immortal life?"
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Hell grants demons five lives, their memories wiped clean with each rebirth. For Blitzø, every life is different—but one constant ties them all together: Stolas.
A Stolitz Reincarnation Story
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Since the moment she started college, she’s had this insane tug towards Stark Industries. It should have repulsed her: government defense contractor with blood all over its shiny logo. And yet. She couldn’t stop thinking about it. She needed to work at Stark, needed to be there, needed something from the last baby of Iron-Man. Something had been hidden there for her. It was why she switched her major, the reason she had spent every waking minute focused on wing foil design, torsion, metal strengths, speaking the part and acting the part until she got the coveted Stark internship in her senior year. When she got the email she’d read it out loud: Stark internship, feeling the odd urge to snicker. There he goes again for his internship.
It’s been him all along.
MJ's got a spider problem.
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19 Aug 2026
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steal an hour just to hold you now by aquietcloud
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Aug 2026
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“There’s just no warmth,” MJ points out. “It doesn’t feel very you.”
She shouldn’t know him enough to feel that way. She doesn’t, his concussed brain insists. The non-existent warmth on his walls pools at the center of his chest anyway.-
Peter comes home from a fight a little worse for wear. Kind of perfect timing for MJ to have decided on making a home visit, if you ask me.
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18 Aug 2026
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I’m a sad shell of a woman (and I got maggots for brains) by heartvu
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Aug 2026
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“Did we ever have sex?” She sounds so much more confident and unbothered than she feels.
Peter inhales too sharply and then chokes on his own breath. He slams his fist against his chest, and it takes him a few seconds of wheezing before he can speak again.
When he finally does, the look he gives her is so pained, she almost feels bad. “Why are you asking that?”
She shrugs. “Call it morbid curiosity.”
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MJ wants to remember. And maybe this will help.
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06 Aug 2026
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Two Halves by oceansgivepeace
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 May 2026
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Falling in love with Peter Parker should have been hard. Unfortunately, it wasn't. What was hard, was learning to love Spider-Man.
(Or: How Michelle fell in love with Peter, and how Spider-Man almost made her end it.)
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14 May 2026
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The Way to a Man’s Heart by reki_apples
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Apr 2026
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“I don’t want to intrude.”
“You’re not intruding at all.” MJ unlocks her door and steps inside, gesturing with her head for him to follow. “Besides, I’m just repaying you for the flowers.”
“You don’t have to,” Peter insists. “I was just being nice.”
“Then I’m being nice too. Come on. I have too much food and only myself for company.”
She holds up the plastic bag in her hand, where Peter can see two boxes of takeout inside.
“Okay,” Peter agrees, his hunger winning against his common sense. “Thank you for having me.”
Peter has done a good job avoiding Ned and MJ for the past four years. Until they both moved in across the hall and began inviting him for meals and giving him leftovers (suspiciously looking freshly cooked). He really shouldn’t get involved in their lives anymore, but Peter Parker is broke, hungry, and can’t resist the temptation of delicious food and the chance to talk to his friends again.
Or: Healing and loving through awkward leftovers, impromptu lunch hangouts, and maybe admitting Peter’s not quite satisfied with his life as he thought he was.
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17 Apr 2026