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    Welcome to my conspiracy theory that there is an alternate timeline to the Great Tuna Meltdown of October 2016. What would have happened if Shane *had* stayed the night? This is a look at the evening and morning that could have been.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov doesn’t know how to ask for help (but gets it anyway) and one time he does.

    Or: the author writing gratuitously about all the times big strong Ilya Rozanov finds out it’s okay to be not so big and strong.

    Chapters can be read in pretty much any order or as standalones.

    Sister work to "Brick By Boring Brick!"

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    01 Sep 2026

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are teammates on the Buffalo Blizzards and recently began secretly dating (see preceding fic Follow You Home). No one can know they are together, so they are hiding their relationship very carefully and sneakily and surely no one will find out...
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    5 times a Blizzard figured out Shane and Ilya are together and kept it to themself
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    1 time the Blizzards have an intervention

    This is a sequel! For best experience, read Follow You Home first! <3

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    30 Aug 2026

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    In case of Ilya, contact Shane.
    In case of Shane, contact Ilya.
    In case of the Boston Raiders, good fucking luck.

    A collection of fics in which the Raiders acquire Shane Hollander as their unofficial emergency contact, team mom, crisis manager, and occasional weapon.

    He’s not getting paid enough for this.

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    29 Aug 2026