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Texts from Spideypool by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Jul 2021
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It's 3 am and Peter is trying to sleep
Its 3 am and Wade is ready to text his favorite Web-head some Face Sitting Related Fuckery
It ends in love confessions because this is Spideypool and it's what they deserve
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- Part 75 of Short Stories!
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12 Aug 2026
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And Words Are Futile Devices by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
11 Feb 2019
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Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.
So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.
This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.
Translated into: русский
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05 Aug 2026
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Fairytale Zombies by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
13 Jul 2024
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The first time Spider-Man encounters Deadpool, he is standing like a guard dog ready to atack, a sharp katana in his hands.
The second time Spider-Man sees Deadpool, he is sipping a pink cocktail at his daughter's birthday party.
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05 Aug 2026
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Wade Wilson's bodygaurd service by zzeacat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Avengers (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse)
29 Dec 2024
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The fic where Wade is assigned to bodyguard Peter Parker the hot nerd disaster. He has no idea he is Spider-Man. And no Idea why the hot nerd flirts with him!?
aka I put these two idiots together and let them flirt and make jokes too much.“Dildos are in the bedside draw but they are the boring kind that shit is expensive.”
“Don’t I know it I have some of the Avengers collectibles. The Hulk… Spider-Man”
Peter whips his head around.
“How do you make a Spider-Man one interesting? He is just a guy under the suit.”
Deadpool gasps
“Just a… just a guy! He has one of the nicest asses in existence! “
“Pretty sure dildos don't include the ass.”
“True but it is the thought that counts. The dildo has webbing ridges the added texture really…”
Peter throws a pair of socks at Wade who dodges.
“I have heard enough. Don’t come crying when Spider-Man's perfectly average dick disappoints you.”
Wade points at Peter scowling.
“Get Spider-Mans amazing dick out of your mouth.”
“It was never in my….”
Peter pauses.
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04 Aug 2026
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Totally Spies by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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There is a new voice in Deadpool's ear.
The voice is sarcastic, obstinate, and willing to loosen the tight leash that the agency has on Wade. Things change and the jobs no longer make Wade want to wring necks just for the fun of it. Maybe it could've been a good thing he hasn't quit yet.
Or: Wade has a handler now. It is exactly who we all think it is.
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04 Aug 2026