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    this office is big enough for the both of us by

    Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)  

    15 May 2014

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    It was supposed to be just lunch but well, famous last words.

    (Straight up office sex. Well, not straight. But you know. Also some plot.)

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    Wedding Crasher by

    Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)  

    15 Apr 2015

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    “you hire me to be the worst date possible to your sister’s wedding to aggravate your mother and keep her from meddling in your love life” AU

    "My sister, Zelena," she spits out the name like it's poison, "Is getting married this weekend in California. My mother is potentially the biggest pain in the ass when it comes to who I take in as lovers. I need someone who will aggravate her to no end and keep her from meddling in the future."

    Emma blinks. "Why me?"

    "My mother hates blondes."

    "Oh," Emma says slowly, and god. She gets the feeling she's signed herself up for one fucked up family reunion. "Cool."

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    when you love somebody but bite your tongue (all you get is a mouth full of blood) by

    Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)  

    15 Aug 2016

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    henry knows something has changed between his moms.

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    I love you but you're thick as pig shit by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

    01 Jan 2022

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    “My eyes are open! My heart is open! Is it my fault that her skull is too thick to comprehend what I’ve been trying to tell her since the day she tripped into our lives?”

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    Rosalie is in love with Bella, and Bella is... kind of useless?

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    Not to alarm you but I think I’m about to have a coronary by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    03 Apr 2022

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    “If I wanted to break your heart,” Rosalie says finally, venom in every word, “I would have done so the moment you opened your mouth- before you could prove to me what an idiot you are. Why is it,” she then adds, “That no one ever worries about breaking my heart?”

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    Bella meets Rosalie Hale and decides she likes the cold. A lot.

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