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    "We can win the World Cup together."

    Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "We?"

    "Of course!" Naruto replied. "Me and you! We'll play for Japan! And we'll win."

    Sasuke stared at him. Then, to Naruto's astonishment, he smiled.

    "Fine," he said. "Let's win the World Cup, idiot. Just get better first."

    "Together?" Naruto said, holding out his hand.

    "Together."

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    or: two idiots spend over a decade communicating exclusively through football and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Falling into the trap had been his own fault. He had to deal with that now. As soon as he made it to Naruto, he'd deal with it.

    Written for snsmonth23 day 18 - prompt: I'll take care of you.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “The Uchiha engagement would be the perfect momentum. We could align the candy festival with—”
    Naruto has faced down tailed beasts, war, gods that tried to break the world in half. He’s stood in front of things that should have terrified him.

    And yet nothing has ever hit him quite as hard as this.

    (Or, Sasuke gets engaged and Naruto completely loses it.)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Looking at Naruto directly was like being punched in the gut. He was so, so stunningly beautiful that it made Sasuke want to pummel him into the earth. He was peeling his orange into one long, careful strip, and Sasuke’s fingers itched to do it for him.

    “You’ve been pounding on my door for weeks.” He bit out, staring at Naruto’s fingers. He wanted to taste the juice on them. He wanted to feel them in the back of his throat. He wanted to push him into the table and count his teeth with his tongue. He felt insane. “What do you want?”

    Or, Sasuke returns to Konoha and has to learn how to be a human being again. Partner to The Domestication of Uchiha Sasuke.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    The third time Naruto came home from a mission to find Sasuke in his house, he didn’t even bother pretending to look guilty. He was seated at the table, dark head bowed over a bowl of Naruto’s favorite cereal, and wearing his froggy house slippers. He gave Naruto the briefest of glances, pushing his overgrown bangs back to reveal a flash of violet, and then returned to eating.

    “Hey.” Naruto said, shucking his shoes off. Then, impulsively. “I’m home.”

    “You’re out of cereal.” Sasuke said, eating it.

    Through hard work and dedication, all things are possible. Or, Sasuke moves back to Konoha and learns how to be a functioning member of society, thanks to Naruto's constant pestering.

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    15 Jun 2026