burtkilljoy
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- Law & Order: SVU (2)
- The Pitt (TV) (1)
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What you are about to read is a love story as old as time itself. Med student meets new attending. Falls in love instantly. Attending secretly has erectile dysfunction. Med student secretly has a cure. The result is one sexy game of chicken to see who’ll do something about it first. There’s porn AND plot, if you can believe it. There’s merry pranksters. There’s the GODDAMN NIGHT SHIFT, BABY!!! There’s cowboy medicine. And blood and guts. And piss. And shit. And goo. And a genuine attempt at medical authenticity for some idiotic reason. There’s the shoving of sharks into Ziploc bags (iykyk). There’s puns--soooo many puns. There’s hopeless romanticism. There’s two people who’ve lost the world and find it in each other again. There’s love that cheats death. There’s the queerness and madness that didn’t suit any of the Pittlings, so I decided to do something insufferable and insane and create an OC. Puke!! But if you do not find yourself already walking out, seeking a barf bag, I invite you to stay, for as long as you wish, and let two of Pittsburgh’s best resuscitationists place their tender hearts in your care. Strap in, oomfs.
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The Young, the Old, and the Restless by burtkilljoy for BarisiStill
Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU
21 May 2025
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Sonny feels a bit lonely on his undercover assignment at the shelter, so he dials 1-900-AGE-PLAY.
(I never moved on from you and your sweatshirt, Smitty <3)
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Desperate times call for desperate measures when New York City’s “da Vinci killer” strikes another borough. To catch him, Sonny volunteers to do the unthinkable, revealing more than just his skin in the process.
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Carisi is working off some late-night tension when Barba calls.
(AKA the one with phone sex)
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11 Jan 2025
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After a lifetime of being too busy for intimacy, Barba finds himself unable to admit this simple truth to Carisi.
(AKA Barba is a virgin, and he's mortified by it)
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11 Jan 2025
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Stranded in a motel room, a late-night conversation forces Barba and Carisi to address the future they both want but are afraid to reach for.
(AKA the one-bed trope)
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11 Jan 2025
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Barba and Carisi's evening at the theater becomes increasingly heated as they watch a provocative performance of 'Chess' starring someone who looks remarkably familiar.
(AKA Carisi gets a public hand job because he likes how much Barba looks like Raúl Esparza)
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11 Jan 2025
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A lawyer and a detective walk into a bar...
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11 Jan 2025