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Jack hummed. A spark startled to crackle somewhere in his chest. “You know what? Let me steal him away for a few nights.”
A line formed between Robby’s brows. His cheeks warmed with colour. “What?”
“Night shifts, brother. Night shifts. I need to see what the fuss about this guy is. And I think if you’re not gonna make any more moves out of fear—” he received a glare at that, “ —I’ll take him for a spin and report back,”
Robby said nothing back. The wind howled again.
“Good talk.” he said, clapping his fellow attending on the back.
“I didn’t say yes, Jack!”
“And I didn’t really ask for your permission, did I?”
or, a fic about hucklerabbot neck squeezing/grabbing that leads to collars and leather restraints
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Following the aftermath of an amoeba outbreak due to an escaped biohazard, major cities turned to bombing the infected with radiation, leading to devastating effects. Rhiannon, who was separated from half of her family when the bombings hit, has been surviving by themself since last Christmas. Desperate for any source of connection, when she spots the man with the big gun entering one of the spots she likes to climb at, she pursues him.
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Trent Crimm, newly independent but still deathly allergic to peanuts, is hopelessly gone for Ted Lasso, a peanut butter fanatic. After a day that prompts thoughts of peanuts and Ted to be forever intertwined, Trent decides to ask his GP about an allergen desensitisation program. Taking a dose of peanut powder every night turns out to be a bad combination with his late night dance-and-pine habits when he goes too far and gets sent to A&E in anaphylactic shock.
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"please know my actions are not motivated only by envy / i too have a destiny" by canofhappy
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
20 May 2023
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inspired by "Brutus" by The Buttress
set in season 2, basically a missing scene of nate calling trent crimm asking him to write the article on ted's panic attacks. he's very angry and this is mostly inner monologue stuff. -
High Schoolers Try Dancing and Communicating Properly by canofhappy
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
21 Nov 2021
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(One goes well and the other goes poorly. Try to guess which is which.)
When Roman and Janus start taking up the art of salsa dancing, Logan finds a way to get caught up in it all. The situation, combined with his feelings, makes a right mess of things, and for all Janus can say about communicating, none of them really have a handle on it. Watch as these three screw up, make up, and perhaps even make out?- Language:
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this is just about a boy with a crush, how he deals with it, and the outcome.
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March spluttered in offense, but Healy moved the hand on his arm to his shoulder and nodded briskly. With a firm grip, he pulled March away from the others and shoved him into a corner that wasn’t being used to store implements. Healy pushed him against the wall, and a breathy little gasp escaped his lips. March tilted his head to look down at Healy, a pout already threatening to form again.
“Did you see what he said?” March huffed, already crossing his arms and looking past him to glare at the bouncer. “He called me your–”
“Mutt,” Healy filled in and March’s head snapped back to him like– like he’d been calling him. Like ‘mutt’ was his name and he would come when called.
He still hadn’t taken the ears off.
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Healymarch go to a gay bar to investigate a missing husband. They discover pet play (and each other) instead.
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02 Sep 2026
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Prism the Eridian by bring_in_the_bees
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Sep 2026
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The story of sharkfiinn’s character Prism and their adoptive mom Grace ^^
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27 Aug 2026
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lee minho
(12:23) Squirrels are the only mammals that cannot be killed by falling from a terminal velocity
(12:23) They can slow their fall to a speed that won’t kill them
(12:24) To kill them via a fall, you have to drop them from a height that would cause them to starve to death on their way downunknown number
(12:45) So like 4800 mileslee minho
(12:46) Who are you?
(12:46) Why do you know that off the top of your headunknown number
(12:47) You texted me first?
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or: the wrong number auBookmarked by canofhappy
24 Aug 2026
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietitian his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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11 Aug 2026
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It's like this: Maverick and the Iceman make bets, sometimes.
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07 Aug 2026