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everything hurts, except for you. by canonically_average
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2025
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After being killed by Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest in exchange for the lives of all at Hogwarts, Harry wakes in a world far different from the one he knew.
It is 1963, and a young Voldemort rules Wizarding Britain, now known as Albion, with an iron fist. Harry goes under the radar, a shell of his former self, working in a kind vampire’s shop in Knockturn Alley.
Unfortunately for Harry, souls once intertwined long to be reunited, and he can't hide from Voldemort forever.
(my first work; pls be kind and leave constructive feedback xx)
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The Dark Lord divines what Harry Potter is in the Forbidden Forest, and revelations lead to incomprehensible consequences. Lord Voldemort has won... and the dystopia is damning.
A tale of a fallen hero, dark desires, and a Dark Lord's obsession with something he has lost and finds himself unwillingly lusting after: a soul.
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Let Those Who Are In Favour With Their Stars by purple_mangosteen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV)
26 Dec 2025
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During an undercover task as a Muggle Prime Minister's secretarial team staff member, Harry Potter meets Mycroft Holmes, and they somehow slip into a brief, unspoken entanglement. Not quite a romance, not entirely nothing. Just something... The undercover job ends, and months pass. Then the man shows up at Grimmauld Place, looking exactly as Harry remembers: composed to the point of arrogance, with that ever-watchful gaze that misses absolutely nothing.
“I’m living in a world of goldfish,” Mycroft says dryly. Then, as if on second thought, he looks at Harry and something flickers in his eyes. “But,” he adds, “you’re quite an interesting goldfish.”
“Charming,” Harry says flatly. “So I’m more interesting than the average fish. That’s reassuring.”
A faint smirk tugs at Mycroft’s lips. “Don’t be offended. Most of humanity barely qualifies as plankton.”- Language:
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30 Aug 2026
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Three years ago, Duncan signed up for a volunteer program to provide stability for omegas coming out of difficult situations.
The morning he received the email, Aerion's name was in it.
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26 Aug 2026
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Harry Potter was never meant to survive - let alone disappear.
When he returns to the wizarding world years after being presumed dead, everyone expects a saviour. Instead, they find a boy with bright Killing curse eyes, an innate understanding of Dark Magic and runes, and teeth far too sharp for comfort.
But power always recognises power, and Harry finds himself being pulled - inevitably, irresistibly - toward the two men who wield it best.Or, "You think you're clever, don't you?" Severus said, though without the bite he usually reserved for such remarks.
Harry tilted his head, a wry smirk on his blood red lips. “I think I’m clever enough... Say hi to your husband for me."- Language:
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