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    i once made mention of the fact that the only way i like to ship akeshu is with a protagonist that ten thousand percent gets off on the idea of sticking his dick in a tornado full of barbed wire

    this is the collection i never thought i would make, but now that it exists it sure does exist

    these do not make up any sort of storyline, they're just iterations on the same thing. no uwu niceboy akechi here.

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    The picture is of Wei Ying, that much is clear. It’s of a lot more of Wei Ying than Lan Zhan is used to seeing. He supposes that, technically, Wei Ying is dressed. It’s a bare technicality, since one of Wei Ying’s hands has rucked up his black tank top practically to his collarbone, showing a long expanse of abdomen and one nipple. Sweat beads on his sternum, catching the light like jewels. His other hand is--Lan Zhan feels his eyes widen, as though unable to look away from a train wreck--on his hip, one thumb tugging down the waistband of a pair of red briefs. Wei Ying is biting his lower lip and looking directly into the camera, sultry, his eyes dark and inviting. His erection is obvious, outlined against the red of the briefs and framed carefully with the hand on his hip. Lan Zhan’s brain goes wildly, screamingly blank.

    Or: Lan Zhan accidentally finds his best friend's OnlyFans account and has an ongoing emotional crisis.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Today's thought is omega Wei Wuxian defying the odds and becoming an imperial physician—a position usually reserved for betas and alphas.

    So imagine his stress when he's tasked with caring for emperor Lan Wangji's concubines and maximizing the chances of an heir.

    (this is originally a threadfic and has been converted to AO3)

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    08 Aug 2026

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    A night-hunt goes wrong, and Wei Wuxian is scapegoated for the death of the Jiang Sect Leader and the destroyed core of the Jiang Sect Heir. As punishment, his core is taken and given to Jiang Cheng, and he is stripped of his cultivation credentials and expelled from the sect.

    What everyone forgot was that Wei Wuxian was wearing the standard issue body camera that each cultivator wore on training missions and high-risk night-hunts. Struggling to make ends meet, Wei Wuxian finds his way to Caiyi Town with the doctor who performed the surgery, a partial core still secretly in place. His application to work at Cloud Recesses is summarily rejected by the hard-edged Second Jade of Lan after an unfortunate initial encounter.

    But things change when someone hacks into the Jiang systems and releases the footage of what happened.

    [First part of the title is a quote from Shakespeare, but this story is not based on that one!]

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “Well, I don't see it,” Huaisang had said, and then he'd shoved his hand down the front of his pants right there in front of Nie Mingjue. “I—oh, I have the other thing now,” he said, and he sounded...intrigued. Nie Mingjue had quickly excused himself.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    "Xichen, make him stop that before I drive us off the road," Nie Mingjue complained.

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    02 Aug 2026