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Hot Chocolate by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Black Widow (Marvel Comics)
19 Apr 2026
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“So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”
The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”
“Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”
OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.
The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.
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- Part 2 of An Unofficial Introduction to the Avengers
- Part 1 of Natasha Romanoff, Professional Problem Solver
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25 Aug 2026
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Repeat After Me by battybatzgirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 Aug 2017
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Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
“I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
“—Fifteen year old—”
Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
“Son of a bitch.”Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.
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25 Aug 2026
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Aliens, Hammers, and Making a Memorable First Impression by Marvel_Fangirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Dec 2020
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"Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”
He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.
“Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.
Thor just stared.
(Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)
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13 Aug 2026
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Miscommunications by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Aug 2018
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Five times the Avengers learn about Peter Parker, and the one time the rest of the world does, too.
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- Part 1 of Miscommunications
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13 Aug 2026
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and he feels like home by dollsome
Fandoms: Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
24 Jun 2022
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Ellie Sattler and the fine art of living happily ever after with your beloved 90s boyfriend, a few decades late. (Set after Jurassic World: Dominion.)
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01 Jul 2026