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  1. Summary

    All fics here take place in the same ‘playthrough’’ if you will, where what happens in one fic is referenced and further developed in another + vice-versa.

    They’re definitely not tightly connected; you can read any as a standalone (unless specified otherwise), but I will be dropping some easter eggs haha.

    I plan for this to be kind of like a shipper’s fever dream involving all romanceable companions, so-

    Current ships:
    Shadow’zel
    Galethara

    Planned:
    Halstarion
    Wyllach

    There is a standard Tav in the story that is the catalyst for the party getting together but they die before entering Act 2. Just there to add some sweet tension :)

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    "First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."

    As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.

    "Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.

    "Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.

    "Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."

    Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.

    "A what?" he asked.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    My fav fic at the moment :))

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    In hindsight, Blurg really shouldn't have been surprised by this. The teleportation spell had been acting up more often than usual as of late, and he'd known it was only a matter of time until someone teleported right into a bad situation.

    Or, Out of the Abyss but replace the player party with the Society of Brilliance.

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    29 Jul 2026

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    The title of eldest daughter is a heavy burden in Menzoberranzan. A brief look into the life of a young drow girl as she finds a way to bear it.

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    15 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Tara. What in the Nine Hells happened to my beard?”

    Gale had gone on a great adventure with a band of tadpoles misfits to save the world from the Absolute. That much, he was certain of. So why and how did he find himself back in Waterdeep, a year before that whole venture, and just days away from committing the mistake of a lifetime? Did the friends from his vision indeed exist? Or better yet, did they remember? What could it all mean?
    A bit of time traveling shenanigans and the threat of Absolutists to defeat anew... But just how much does everyone recall from that glimpse into the future exactly? Find friends and foes alike back in an adventure with much more to offer than you’d first wager!

    [Act 1 & 2 of this fic published, Act 3 mostly written]

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    09 Jul 2026

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    They will come up with a new plan. They will find what was lost — whether it be memories, the annihilation of all living things, or dominion over every mortal. They did not give up. After all, they remained alive and still remain the Chosen of their gods.

    But for now, a grand celebration awaited them within the palace walls. A sea of wine, dancing, and social chatter about the future. And sharpened blades hidden in the shadows, thirsting for blood.

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    07 Jul 2026