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Life Eternal by chaotic_jupiter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2024
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It’s only been an hour since Aziraphale left Earth. Crowley is driving his Bentley aimlessly through the streets of London going hundred miles per hour, drinking bottles of whiskey like it is water, tears flowing from under his sunglasses.
Driving, no destination, ‘Life Eternal’ on the radio, alcohol burning his throat, the pain numbing his thoughts enough to let him breathe for a minute as the Bentley stops in the middle of nowhere. He looks at the dashboard – no gas. Of course.
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What catches Connor's attention about the dating profile first is that Hank used to work at the DPD - they only just missed each other, actually - but what keeps him on Hank’s page is the bio that reads “idk im 53 and too old and tired for cutesy shit. hit me up if youre tired too.”
Connor is, indeed, very tired.
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After the revolution, Connor is working as an android representative. He finds himself being consistently scrutinized by the public, and he wonders if finding some way to humanize himself might help.
Pretending to date a human might help, and Hank seems like the perfect option.
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05 Aug 2026
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Detroit Blue by KatsaMorrigan, MorriKa (KatsaMorrigan)
Fandom Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
11 May 2026
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14 Mar 2026
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“I wonder what monster tastes like?”
Harry hadn’t even realised that he had spoken out loud until Snape responded.
“It varies, depending on your tastes.”
Harry blinked at the man in confusion. “You’ve tried monster before?”
“Of course,” Snape scoffed. “Almost all Hogwarts students have at some stage, it’s why it had to be added to the sex education talk.”
Or: when a seemingly innocent musing in detention leads Harry on a very unexpected (and very dubious) path.
Written for Kinktober 2025 but all of my own creation.
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11 Dec 2025
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One moment Severus is dying in the Shrieking Shack. The next, he wakes up as Harry Potter's husband.
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14 Oct 2025
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These three things are true:
1) Harry Potter wants to father a baby, and he's found the perfect anonymous man to help (Candidate 222 in the male fertility program).
2) Every time Candidate 222 is chosen in the male fertility program, he is rejected once his identity as Severus Snape is revealed.
3) Snape pines for Potter but will never, ever, under any circumstances admit it. Because why would Potter ever want him back?- Language:
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28 Apr 2025