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    No matter the trope.
    No matter the universe.
    No matter the setup.
    They find each other.

    He rolled over, already thinking about which train he should catch to head home when he came face to face with–

    – a child.

    “AH!” Ilya squeaked, more high-pitched than he would ever admit. Her eyes widened at the undignified noise, but she didn’t say anything, nor did she back away. She was probably… six? Seven? Hell, Ilya was terrible at guessing kids’ ages. She had black hair, pulled up in pigtails, and very pretty brown eyes. She was holding a stuffed cat that looked well-loved in her arms. It seemed to be missing an eye. She gave him a once-over and suddenly Ilya felt like he was being inspected.

    Suddenly remembering that he was only wearing underwear, Ilya pulled the covers up to his chin. “Um. Hello,” he said.

    “Why are you in Dad’s bed?”

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov and Svetlana Vetrova are used to going viral, it’s kind of part of the job when you’re famous Twitch streamers.

    Shane Hollander, on the other hand, is just trying to play hockey.

    Unfortunately for him, Ilya insults him in a Twitter comment section and it leads to a fandom divide and to something in which they call #boringgate.

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    Famous Twitch streamer, Ilya Rozanov accidentally starts beef with professional hockey player, Shane Hollander.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    02 Jul 2026

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    The Hockey Buzz ✅ @HockeyBuzzOfficial
    [BREAKING] Text messages from the Boston Raiders' group chat during the years 2014–2016 have been leaked online earlier this morning. The messages, which appear to be from captain Ilya Rozanov’s phone, contain inappropriate, scandalous, and sexually explicit content. The Raiders' management has yet to issue a statement.

    Screenshots from the group chat can be accessed in the full article below. Reader discretion is advised.

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    Jane
    Okay, I read through that article. Mostly to see how bad it was and how much damage control needs to be done
    And can I just say…
    Baby, I love you and I trust you. And I know you love me too
    But what the everliving fuck goes on in your team group chat

    (the raiders vs. modern texting etiquette)

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    18 Jul 2026