choutete
Fandoms
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
- Glee (TV 2009) (1)
- Shrek (Movies) (1)
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So I'm drunk adn sterek shrek au sounds like a great idea so this is what happened. derek the full time ogre goes with his companion scooty booty the part tim e ogre to find his true love stiles the dick sucking donkey. nothing about this makes any sense kjust try to enjoy the swenglish (swedish + english). cleather is clothes, it's a swedish proverb told by sadistic gym teachers. have fun u fuckos
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When Kurt's boss puts in a subtle hint that his sketching skills aren't up to speed, he takes an art class to appreciate human anatomy. With the cute model, he'll appreciate human anatomy alright.
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Mating Habits of the Domesticated North American Werewolf by lielabell
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
04 Jul 2012
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Derek doesn’t do pining. He doesn’t. So when it becomes clear that Stiles is much more interested in having Derek as a new best friend than a boyfriend, he puts on his big boy pants and makes it fucking work. He becomes the best goddamn friend a spastic teenager could ever hope to have.
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- Part 1 of Mating Habits
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01 Sep 2026
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Kitty's chance to go to Brighton with Lydia may just change everyone's fate
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- Part 1 of The Effect
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26 May 2025
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The One Where Colonel Forster Took Another Cup of Coffee by Laure001
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (1995), Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
09 Oct 2017
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Lydia didn't run away with Wickham. So when Darcy went to visit Elizabeth at the inn in Lambton, he didn’t find her in tears, but ready to have a reasonable conversation.
Darcy was clearly determined to say… something… to Elizabeth, that morning.
But what?Complete!
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25 May 2025
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@ericbittle
Remember when I thought my life was always going to be picturesque and perfect?@ericbittle
LMAO PAST ME WAS AN IDIOT.The four Sundays of December 2029, through Bitty’s Twitter.
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- Part 13 of take this sinking boat and point it home
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27 Mar 2025
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Daddy is quiet for a long time, eyes fixed on her face.
“Ok,” he says evenly. “Thalassa got the axe. What’s my punishment?”
“It’s not about punishment, Daddy.” Trucy starts the car back up. “You do that just fine all by yourself.”
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Trucy is going to get her happy little family together or kill them all trying.
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12 Mar 2025