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    “I mean,” said Bumblebee, “Ratchet’s lying.”

    “What makes you think that?” said Prowl.

    “Uh, hello? How about everything?” Bumblebee waved a hand. “Like, look at the facts! Ratchet has this conjunx that we’ve never heard about, who’s super handsome and also apparently one of the greatest martial artists to ever live? Ratchet? That grumpy old sack of bolts who’s no treat on the eyes either? He has to be making it up! It has big stinking lie written all over it!”

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    22 Aug 2026

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    It's 2039 on post-unicron Earth. Somebody tells you Megatron, the guy who crushed multiple buildings on live tv, used to publish poetry. You immediately whip out your phone and click the first Wiki article that pops up when you google "megatron poet love poem?"

    ie. I take a break from writing my thesis in order to write a fake article about the Voice of Tarn

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ratchet spent his first week with the Decepticons putting hands back on empuratees.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    An Utena season 0 fic about how Juri joined the Ohtori Student Council, and gained her faith in miracles, then lost it again. Set around a year and a half before canon.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    A lot of mechs are looking for Rung, the runaway psychiatrist who maybe has something to do with the tech behind cold construction. Deadlock's been hired to track him down. But now that he's got him, he has to decide what to do with him...

    (A TF 2024 mini-bang collab! Fic by neveralarch, art by Hanaby3.)

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    16 Feb 2026