cleverqueen
Fandoms
Recent works
-
You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Cool Parka by cleverqueen
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
27 Jun 2019
Tags
Summary
Snart left a lot of parkas in the cargo hold, in enough sizes to outfit team members he’d never even met before. You know he couldn’t resist leaving messages with them too.
-
Tags
Summary
AKA "The Boring Immortals Club." The race is on to save a boring Immortal from being noticed by Duncan MacLeod before it's too late to avoid the famous Immortal's web of over-excitement and violence. (Set in Seattle in the late 20-teens.)
-
Our Man in the Treasury by cleverqueen
Fandoms: Yes Prime Minister, Highlander: The Series
26 Feb 2019
Tags
Summary
A brief (for Yes, Prime Minister) conversation ensues when Bernard realizes he's seen the same name across multiple Prime Ministers' diaries. Is the existence of an Immortal civil servant really such a leap? (And does it surprise any reader that it would be Methos?)
-
Tags
Summary
Day 7: Free Day
Post Oculus, Len has found himself in the 1890s. Now it’s up to the Waverider to come get him. Of course, he’s technically an aberration these days; the new kids don’t know him; and Sara’s a bit worried about that kissing thing since she’s learned about Mick’s plans to marry him.
Oh, also, this whole story is told in advice columns.
Series
- Part 7 of Coldwave Week 2017
-
Tags
Summary
Day 6: Jealousy
Once, Mick’s psychiatrist wanted to talk about his and Len’s co-dependent behavior. Mick lit her office on fire and got another psychiatrist who was more interested in staying flame-free. Maybe that was a bad idea.
(Rating is for swearing. So much swearing. Also, one guy gets his brains blown out.)
Series
- Part 6 of Coldwave Week 2017
Recent series
-
Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 Rewrite by ajremix, asexual-fandom-queen (writeordietrying), blueinkpearls, cleverqueen, Daughter_of_Scotland, Drownedinlight, everyperfectsummer, hippothebrave, ibecxmebetter (the_consulting_criminal), Kako_Pumpkin, laCommunarde, MaryWisdom, nirejseki, oneiriad, polytropic, pretzel_logic, prouvairablehulk, questionablesidekick, sanctuary_for_all
Fandom: Arrow (TV 2012), Constantine, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl (TV 2015), The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Sep 2017
Summary
A fully fledged 22-episode rewrite - the same overall season arc, but very different individual episodes, character arcs, more character development, etc. All the things we wanted to see in Season 2 and which we didn't get - and keeping all the stuff we did like! This is about as shippy as the season 1 of the show, which means that there are plenty of moments for each and every ship you hope to see, but it's primarily gen.
18 authors have collaborated to bring you 22 full new episodes, with our collective vision for what Season 2 could have been.
Once you’re as excited about this new season as we are, come chat with us at @lotrewrite on tumblr! There you’ll find incredible bonus fanworks, including a full tarot deck art set by the amazing @kicking-shoes, and we encourage you to create your own works for our re-write! We welcome your art, meta, fic, vids, and general squee!
- Words:
- 184,555
- Works:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 97
-
Coldwave Week 2017 by cleverqueen
Fandom: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2017
Summary
Stories for Coldwave Week 2017. These are all stand-alone stories to the various prompts.
- Words:
- 29,048
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 5
-
Summary
Before Len and Mick were supervillains, they were normal criminals. Normal criminals with normal lives. Normal lives that included things like ice skating and ballet.
- Words:
- 14,272
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 8
-
Summary
A bunch of unrelated stories in a variety of fandoms, each approx 400-1000 words. They've been inspired by prompts from my adoring (?) public.
- Words:
- 2,157
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
word to big bird by lareverti
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
The disciples had barely recovered from the sight of their esteemed master single-handedly tearing a full bronze mirror from the wall when they realized he fully intended to haul it all the way back to Qing Jing Peak.
“Shizun,” Ming Fan ventured cautiously, watching Shen Qingqiu stride ahead with the massive mirror slung across his shoulder like some deranged traveling peddler, “shouldn’t… shouldn’t we leave that object where it is?”
“And permit some other sect—or worse, passing opportunists—to claim it and put it to vile use? This Master would never allow such calamity to take root.”
Except, what came out of Shen Qingqiu's mouth was, “I need this mirror to beat Shang Qinghua over the head with it until he coughs up an explanation.”
…Wait...what?!
or: Shen Qingqiu accidentally falls under the curse of truth, leaving Liu Qingge to wonder if this is the day his shixiong has finally given in to madness.
Series
- Part 1 of mirror, mirror on the wall
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,068
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 415
- Kudos:
- 1,366
- Bookmarks:
- 312
- Hits:
- 20,136
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
21 Dec 2025
-
shen yuan's step-by-step guide to getting a luo binghe by azunshi
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Oct 2024
Summary
if you've ever wondered how to obtain a stallion protagonist, you've come to the right place!
after all, there's no one more qualified to show you how to bag your very own devilishly charming, stunningly attractive and ridiculously OP demon lord from the hit webnovel, Proud Immortal Demon Way, than the biggest
anti-fan, peerless cucumber aka shen yuan!follow this easy guide on how to get a luo binghe of your very own, 1000% satisfaction, or your money back guaranteed!
terms and conditions apply.
fics can be read as standalones!
- Words:
- 20,363
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 59
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
17 Nov 2025
-
it's you I find like a ghost in my mind by nex_et_nox for exalloid
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
Luo Binghe doesn’t mean to reach out to Shen Qingqiu. It’s a combination of instinct, the force of habit, and sheer agonized longing that causes him to do it anyway. His physical body is safely ensconced in his rooms at Huan Hua Palace, where he has recently been accepted as a visiting disciple, but his mind—
His mind is on Qing Jing Peak.
He doesn’t even realize it isn’t one of his own dreams at first.
or: while at Huan Hua, Luo Binghe keeps sharing dreams with his shizun, and it doesn't take long to notice that there is something very, very wrong with Shizun's dreamscape
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,751
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 430
- Kudos:
- 8,895
- Bookmarks:
- 2,365
- Hits:
- 61,399
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
09 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Dream Master Binge destroys the System. Can be read as gen. Angst.
-
Tags
Summary
“Timothy will never collar me,” Damian says, each word a gunshot wound to his own heart. He can’t forgive his younger self for costing them such a superior Alpha as a mate.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,117
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 76
- Kudos:
- 3,793
- Bookmarks:
- 476
- Hits:
- 46,050
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
09 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
The potential repercussions of Damian's failed seduction attempt are such a great detail.
-
Art Of War by Moxibustion (RyuuzaKochou)
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Dec 2021
Tags
Summary
Echo had never had any particular talents. He'd never sought to be special, never tried to break the mould. He'd never aspired to be anything more than a clockwork soldier, watching his far more brilliant brothers rise up above him. He'd never expected to wake up one day and find out that he was, in fact, the last of them.
Funny old galaxy, really.
Now he was in the Bad Batch and one thing he was rapidly beginning to understand is this: in a galaxy filled with combat engineers, the Bad Batch are artists. Echo had never really known much about art. At least... that's what he'd always thought. New body, new squad - maybe it was time to look at things in a whole new way.
A story about art, war, coping, hanging on, letting go, restoration, reforging, plotting in a brig, military intelligence isn't, Wrecker's diplomacy doesn't, cooking, the thin line between genius and madness, starting over, struggling with loss, team bonding, art therapy, guerilla knitting therapy, big boom therapy, shaking down shinies for fun and profit, guilt, rage, forgiveness, waging war by fitting in...
... and making your peace with standing out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,891
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 276
- Kudos:
- 1,469
- Bookmarks:
- 592
- Hits:
- 26,989
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
12 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Echo joins, then really becomes part of, the bad batch. He plays the lumenlute and mourns Fives along the way.