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16 Aug 2026
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"Sometimes it’s not so bad, but then other times I’m like… we just, like, survived that shit and no one knows about it. And now we’re just supposed to, what? Move on? Act like the world is all sunshine and rainbows again -- which, for the record, it never was."
“Yeah…” she started, shifting slightly towards him. “I mean, it’s all bullshit.”
“Exactly! I mean -- oh, shit, this is probably the part where I'm supposed to offer you, like, good brotherly advice, or whatever. That’s more Steve’s forte than mine--"
“No, it’s… it’s fine. Honestly, I’m kind of tired of people giving me their opinions anyway… Besides, my brother was an asshole, so.”
Eddie just nodded slowly, pulling a strand of hair between his lips before clicking on the turn signal.Or: the one where nobody dies, and Max and Eddie slowly realize that maybe they have more in common than just a shitty trailer park and a series of near-death experiences.
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29 Jul 2026
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When Cousin Itt arrives at Nevermore to teach History of the Modern Outcast, his new translation device finally allows everyone to understand him.
Within hours, Itt has revealed her extraordinary IQ, inheritance, alarming childhood achievements, and a collection of deeply embarrassing family stories. His first lesson becomes a celebration of his brilliant niece, complete with trophies, explosives, ballroom dancing, and footage of Wednesday clearing fences on a black stallion.
By lunchtime, Wednesday has accidentally become Nevermore’s most eligible student.
Suddenly surrounded by admirers, unwanted gifts, and determined suitors, Wednesday is ready to disappear into the nearest sufficiently deep body of water. But when one student crosses an unforgivable line, the situation stops being amusing, and Enid makes it clear that Wednesday is not a prize to be won.
Cousin Itt came to teach outcast history.
Instead, he may have started a courtship war, exposed several of Wednesday’s most closely guarded secrets, and revealed how dangerous her friends become when someone threatens her right to choose.
It’s not merely embarrassing.
It’s a problem.
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29 Jul 2026
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Wednesday has spent years constructing an elegant intellectual fortress around the fact that Enid is the centre of her life, and Morticia responds by firing eligible people at the walls until something cracks. Naturally, Thing keeps score.
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29 Jul 2026
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Enid notices that Lurch serves her and waits on her hand and foot. It doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that Lurch is a polite monster, until she realizes that he serves the Addamses and only the Addamses.
She has questions. Wednesday has answers.
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21 Jul 2026