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  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    Crowley’s got a Hell problem we can all relate to: drains blocked and miracles won’t sort it. Almost certainly, it’s the work of malicious rivals Downstairs. Equally certainly, he’s not going to let them see him (literally) sweat. After all, he’s got an Arrangement with an angel who’s happy to offer the use of his charmingly antique bath. There’s just one problem: undressing in your best friend’s and hereditary enemy’s upstairs flat starts to feel surprisingly… intimate.

    A mix of soft, horny and cracky, because I cannot be left unsupervised.

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    Aziraphale has decided, in the aftermath of Armageddon't, that it's high time he Made The Effort to understand an aspect of mortal life that he's so far left alone. In the process, he makes a discovery about Crowley's past that's more than a little distressing -- not least for his own reaction. Just when he was hoping to get closer to his demon, he's afraid he might have chased him away for good.

     

    “Crowley, I feel very strongly that you need to tell me how this came about.”

    “Oh do I.”

    “Yes. You do.”

    Another half-laugh without any humor in it.

    “And you said I went too fast.”

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    14 Aug 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    Crowley is not nicssse... Aziraphale and Crowley satisfy Aziraphale's fantasties with a role-play beginning with that wall slam scene.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Crowley has wanted Aziraphale for millennia, but Aziraphale has never shown any sign of wanting him. Now, the pollen of a mystery plant has taken root deep inside Aziraphale's being, leaving him feverish and painfully aroused. Without help, Aziraphale could be completely consumed by the plant. The only way to burn it out is intense orgasm.

    To save Aziraphale, Crowley must walk a knife's-edge of denial and desire, coercion and consent, fear and trust.

    He isn't sure Aziraphale will ever forgive him.

    He isn't sure he'll ever forgive himself.

    (They do figure it out afterwards, to their mutual, enthusiastically-consensual enjoyment.)

    Fic by adverbian; delicious NSFW art by IneffabLeigh! Art is embedded about halfway down — scroll with caution!

    (If you want more specific information about the dubcon elements, a detailed, full-spoiler plot summary is available under a read-more in the beginning notes.)

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    Aziraphale has asked Crowley to retire with him, to come live together in a cottage by the sea. As roommates. It's everything Crowley ever wanted - and not nearly enough. But when Aziraphale starts acting strangely, he’s flummoxed. Why the hell would the angel be willing to let people believe they’re married?

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