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Now She Must Sink Down by contritecactite for dpsisquared
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Jul 2026
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After two years on the run, Dimitri and Dedue are finally brought down and left with no hope of escape. A good deed from the past yields an opportunity they couldn't have hoped for.
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A Normal... Tuesday? In Night Vale by AppleSapling, Cait_does_Podfics, contritecactite, crackfics_georg, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), Mousek, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), xia_multivoices (xia_pods)
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
06 Jun 2026
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Listeners, today there appears to be a storm of tacos around city hall, so please be safe. It appears six inches of cats and four inches of dogs fell in Night Vale yesterday. Khoshekh - the cat floating in men's bathroom of the radio station - isn't very happy with those developments. The roads have been filled with a blue haze all day.
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A fic and podfic for the challenge "Podluck," where everyone writes and records a few sentences in a fandom on their own, and then we put them together like a puzzle using at least one sentence from each person.
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[Podfic] A Purge of the Ranks by Anderazu, Annapods, ButchCraft, contritecactite, JocundaSykesEncore
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
25 May 2026
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Hubert was in hell, and it was Dorothea's fault.
Podfic of A Purge of the Ranks by Anderazu.
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[podfic] What the Winter Classic Looks Like in the Future by contritecactite, deepestbluesky, FlightlessNotFightless, jacks_long_coat, JocundaSykesEncore, peasina, RSCollabs (RainScrawl), with (korechthonia)
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois
17 May 2026
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Podfic of What the Winter Classic Looks Like in the Future by thirtysixhudson. Author's original summary:
Over one hundred thousand years ago, glaciers crept over the body of North America and froze it under a mile of ice. They carried along with them great rocks and boulders and sand and grit, and as they moved, they gouged scars out of the earth.
When they at last reached their southernmost boundary, they left ridges made of those rocks and boulders; a pile of debris not unlike (on a geological scale, at least) the lines of dirt left behind after sweeping dirt into a dustpan.
And now, thirty thousand years after the glaciers melted and retreated, leaving the Great Lakes behind them, it is time for hockey.
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Pick Up (where you left off) by contritecactite for daisydiversions
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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A friend of a friend of a friend turns out to be an old friend of Rose’s. She plans to make sure they stay in touch this time.
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[Podfic] Malice Aforethought by Aether (writerproblem193), Anderazu, contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, edible_chemistry, Nymphie_Wolf, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), sisi_rambles, voiced by (kbirb), xia_multivoices (xia_pods)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
28 Apr 2026
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"Gentlebeings of the jury, have you reached a verdict?" Kira on trial.
Podfic of Malice Aforethought by raven (singlecrow).
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Get This Voiceteam Started by chaisicle-podfics (chaisicle), farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), J0305 Collabs (J0305), read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite), theArcherPods (TheArcher), twtd_pod (twtd), with (wilfriede0815), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: Voiceteam - Fandom
27 Apr 2026
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We're logging on so you better get this Voiceteam started!
Welcome to Voiceteam 2026!!!
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[Podfic] Take Daily for a Racing Heart by Makomoogle7, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
11 Apr 2026
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Podfic of Take Daily for a Racing Heart by Makomoogle7. Author's summary:
21-year-old Lieutenant Cloud Strife of Midgar’s 7th Infantry is a seemingly straight-laced perfectionist who is hiding a potentially career-ending heart condition (and a penchant for illegal underground motorcycle racing). Especially after surviving a brush with death five years ago, Cloud has come to pride himself on being a cool-headed officer who is fully in control of himself and his life, despite his hidden flaws.
But when Cloud finds himself in need of a fake boyfriend to attend his upcoming promotion ceremony, he reluctantly recruits 25-year-old Captain Alphreid Roche for the job—and starts to lose control of his own heart. How does a supposed master of self-restraint like Cloud handle falling in love? Badly, that’s how.
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[Podfic] ZombieSheep: A Wiegraf/Zalbag Shipping Manifesto by read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy Tactics
06 Apr 2026
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Podfic of ZombieSheep: A Wiegraf/Zalbag Shipping Manifesto by CorpseBrigadier. Author's summary:
An extended discussion as to why two blobby pixel men from a 20+ year old JRPG should hook up despite never explicitly meeting one another.
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[Podfic] Soup For Crowley by read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2026
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Podfic of Soup For Crowley by ThisBumblebeeCommandsTheSea. Author's summary:
Crowley gets sick. Aziraphale goes slightly overboard with the goodie basket.
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"Can't go out there," Crowley warned. "S'creatures."
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brought some presents for your weird cat by contritecactite for Cinnamongirl
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
17 Feb 2026
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Thorne stopped worrying about finding his soulmate after his Joining. Sometimes, things work out anyway.
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Sun Glitter by read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite) for allbloomgold
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Feb 2026
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Rose Landry wakes up.
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[Podfic of] BREAKING: Shane Hollander has ADMITTED to sleeping with Teddy Bears by ajcrowley2481, celli_pods, foundbyjohndoe, Freekyflob, fullofhope137, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite), supermandypods (thegreatmandino), the_abster (heart_in_paradise9393), vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), xia_multivoices (xia_pods)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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Audio Length: 10:18
JOHN - Interviewer: Do you feel any emotions towards the Boston Raiders after they injured you, and took you out of the playoffs?
Shane Hollander: I feel a lot of emotions towards their team.
JOHN - Interviewer: Any in specific?
Shane Hollander: Romantic feelings.
JOHN - Interviewer: Uh. Romantic? What does that mean?
(Presumed) Yuna Hollander: Please excuse him. He’s concussed.
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[Filk] Start the world by contritecactite, irrationalpie
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
09 Jan 2026
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A moment between Melinoë and Zagreus before time resets.
Filk set to the song "Stop the World" from the musical "Come From Away."
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- Part 4 of Party Line Track 2
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Memento Creare : Remember To Create by apodaday (DistractedDaydreamer), contritecactite, eafay70, edible_chemistry, esbielle was also here (esbielle), farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), v0lumnius, writing_moonchild
Fandoms: No Fandom, Fandom - Fandom
05 Jan 2026
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A filk set to Will Wood's Memento Mori: The Most Important Thing In The World.
As Voiceteam rolled around, I found myself once again drawn to a meta filk, this time about getting out there and making art even if it scares you. Which I am encouraging you to do, btw. Yes you, the person reading this right now. You are lovely and powerful and you can really only go up from here. Cringe is dead, everyone starts out bad at things. <3
A big thank you to ALL my collaborators!
Choir: klb, nonplussed, distracteddaydreamer, contritecactite, farkenshnoffingottom, writing_moonchild, edible_chemistry, esbielle
Mods who are encouraging you: klb, eafay70, shashI would also like to give a big thank you to SerenaEW for helping me with a verse in the first draft, as well as for sitting down and teaching me better editing skills.
Thank you, horchata, for also helping with lyrical polish.
Thank you to devilwithabirddress for the lovely cover art.
And lastly; thank you, dear listener. Now get out there and make the thing you dream of!
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One unicorn makes it onto the ark. No one ever sees it again. Crowley definitely had nothing to do with it.
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Her lady is radiant in love. Only now that her face is turned toward that hunter of hers does she understand why it is a face that makes men shout nonsense about winning tournaments in her honor. She is the stained glass now, not only a visitor to it.
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Turned About by contritecactite for The_Rogue_Bard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
27 Dec 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale visit a museum and reconnect with an artifact from their shared past. And then it, uh, connects with Aziraphale in a slightly fatal way. Thanks to modern technology that hadn't been around the last time this happened, Crowley is caught and taken in for questioning. He hangs around for as long as it stays entertaining.
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Ritenuto by contritecactite for KiranInBlue
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
30 Nov 2025
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The thing is—the thing is that lately, he’s caught himself thinking the same set of ugly, petty thoughts. He hasn’t been able to shake them for weeks, and as much as they make him feel like a terrible person, the feeling terrible might just be the only thing keeping him from being terrible.
Wanting something that’s not quite his is practically in the job description for “younger son.” He should be used to it. But nothing Bartrand has ever owned or stood to inherit has filled him with the kind of deep, unpleasant envy that’s been growing since… shit, he doesn’t want to think how long. Those things tend to lurk and fester, all the unpleasant verbs.