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House of Chemo by person (count_jerkula)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden - Fandom
16 May 2024
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After Drew takes a pregancy test and it comes up positive, the two go to the office of the doctors office to verify the results. The visit takes an unexpected turn.
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dont mind me just testing image posting by person (count_jerkula)
Fandoms: Original Work
16 Apr 2024
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Longevity Noodle for the Ghost King by IlluminatingSceadugenga
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Feb 2024
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With a new lead suggesting His Highness may have been captured by the Green Ghost Qi Rong, Hua Cheng races to rescue him before it's too late. Only...
What's up with the fucking ferret?
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What's on the line (my life, your life, the sanity of your old friends) by yunster
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2025
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“I would ask you to take this mission.
If you succeed, you'll be reinstated as a god and no one will ever talk bad about you ever again.”Xie Lian frowns.
This is not why he wanted to be a god, ever. He doesn't care what people say.But, if this Hua Cheng really is as bad as they say, something should be done.
Or: Xie Lian is brought back to the heavens by the emperor. His first mission isn't an easy one.
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- Part 24 of Of all the possible ways we could've met
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“How does the Daozhang plan to give me his cultivation?” The voice from behind the curtain sounds stronger now, as though its owner is finally getting it under control.
“By allowing Lord Chengzhu to break my cultivation vows.”
“How would I do that?”
Xie Lian takes a breath, the heat growing in his face, up to his ears and down his neck, but somehow he manages to get the words out.
“By breaking my vow of abstinence.”
OR Xie Lian has searched for centuries for Wuming's ashes in order to give him a proper burial and eventually ends up in Ghost City where he offers himself to the Lord of the Gambler's Den in return for the information
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- Part 1 of 500 Years Early and Never Part Again
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The Guys Next Table by shorimochi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Apr 2021
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Shen Qingqiu didn't mean to eavesdrop, really. He was just here to rest and have a nice meal. But how in the world was he supposed to just ignore what he was hearing?
"You can tie me up and do me upside down, but spanking is a no-no!"
Whoever were sitting at the next table had to be the most shameless couple Shen Qingqiu had ever encountered. Binghe, don't you dare start taking notes!
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Xie Lian crosses his legs, sits himself in the arms of the statue and meditates. First he does it for hours at a time, then for days, and then years. He practices sword forms in the hall. He recites the Ethics Sutra a thousand times, then a thousand times more.
It should be easy for Xie Lian to ascend like this — but the years roll by, and still he doesn't.
Instead of having his spiritual power shackled after his second ascension, Xie Lian's soul is sealed inside a single godly statue.