danhowellsjeans
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he always liked the cold.
it felt like home.
maybe it was the only place he truly belonged.
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the person wilbur had been could never be forgotten, and the things he'd done still stood. perhaps, though, tommy understood. perhaps he knew what it was like to try and get better, but to do it all wrong and not know why. to have nobody believe you're different.
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you're all on your own and you lost all your friends by danhowellsjeans
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Dec 2020
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The Nether is dangerous if you're not careful.
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- Part 1 of Reincarnation
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- Part 2 of Reincarnation
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a minecraft universe
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a series based on the eddsworld crisis au by sleepyeule and ironic-orange
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To be a vessel for the Father’s light meant to bend to its will. And that will was such that he should not desire – nothing, not anything, neither people nor things. But the Machine’s both and neither, and Gabriel longs for it in a way that nauseates him.
Gabriel's a heretic and also he's dying, so he might as well use the rest of his life to find out what it feels like to cum.
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12 Aug 2025
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"Congratulations on your purchase of what many consider to be the crown jewel of Lust City Labs! Essence of Eros is a chemically engineered aphrodisiac designed to induce arousal, increase sensitivity, and intensify, prolong, and multiply orgasms. With development overseen and approved by His Majesty King Minos himself, it's sure to give your sex afterlife the spark it needs.
Apply 5ml externally on the skin, or add to the drink of your choice and ingest. Wait 3 hours before taking more. The time it takes effect may vary between individuals, but arousal and sexual activities will accelerate efficacy.
WARNING: Contents become volatile when shaken. Do not ingest and apply externally at the same time. Do not ingest more than the recommended amount at a time. Do not add to food."
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Or: Gabriel makes a couple stops on his way to Heresy; one of which results in a seemingly minor incident that triggers a veritable cascade of consequences at the end of his second clash with the machine.
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23 Apr 2025
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The machine is on top of him, its small blue thighs barely able to straddle his wide, still-bleeding stomach. For better or for worse, it doesn't seem to have noticed that he's conscious yet, instead caught up in itself... quite literally so.
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20 Apr 2025
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Optimization is V1’s specialty. From projectile punching to explosion-propelled feats of acceleration, V1 was made to make itself better: faster. To achieve maximum performance, it opts to optimize its energy usage. A more efficient source of biofuel may exist—but V1 needs a means to extract it. A particular peripheral used by Mindflayers seems promising.
V1 intends to test it on Gabriel. There must be something better than blood.
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20 Apr 2025
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Sometimes V1 forgot that Gabriel was flesh and blood. He was far above anything V1 had encountered that it didn’t quite remember that he was fragile beneath his armor. He was so warm, so soft, so unlike anything else in Hell.
V1 wanted to dig its hands into his flesh to find out where all that warmth came from.
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- Part 6 of NEW DIRECTIVE
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14 Apr 2025