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    A (rapey) tragedy in three parts.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    River Cartwright is a twenty-two-year-old undergraduate having a spectacularly bad evening.

    Frank Harkness is older, silver-haired, and effortlessly composed. The kind of man who makes River want to be good for him, and, at the very same time, do very, very bad things with him.

    River doesn't know who Frank is. He doesn't know what connects them, or just how badly this chance encounter is about to complicate his life.

    Frank, on the other hand, knows exactly who he's looking at.

    Pre-Season 1, canon-divergent.

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    21 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Set just before the events of the Matrix (1999), Neo has a side hustle: posing online as Nina, a beautiful woman who knows exactly how to get lonely men to send her money.

    Agent Smith, meanwhile, is trying to track down the hacker known as Neo. When he discovers that he’s operating under a separate handle as Nina, he sees an opportunity. If he can get close to her, perhaps he can persuade her to reveal the name and location of the man behind the alias. They add each other on MSN Messenger and things quickly get out of control.

    This is an archive of a fanfiction written by “Diskette’ from The Inevitability fangroup in 2000, retrieved and digitalised (with permission!) from an original physical Inevitability zine.

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    19 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    After narrowly escaping the Empire, Brander’s priority is keeping Rylee safe, but he’s only human. As the fugitives recuperate at a Crimson Dawn safe house, he finds himself growing closer to Maul—but not too close.

    (AU where everything is basically the same except Brander got away with everyone else at the end of season 1)

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    25 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    "It's training," she tells him. "You can stand up to bullets, sure, but there are other ways they can make you afraid, get in your head. Or worse, distract you, turn you from your cause. The Guardians only take the best."
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    Or, once you’ve progressed to playing William Tell with your child on a regular basis, all bets are off.

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    04 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Rook watches Maul too closely, the man she begins to see is not one she has ever met. She invites him to her bedroom anyway.

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    For complete clarity: if a character is referred to as 'You', they are not the reader. This is not a reader insert fic.
    Please heed content warnings in tags.

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    06 Aug 2026