desert_windmill
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“I just had to give Jamie the day off because Jamie, the fucking lynch pin in our entire fucking strategy, has not slept since before the Arsenal match.”
“Why hasn’t he slept?”
“Because all these twats won’t leave him the fuck alone.”
“That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?”
“No.” Roy waved his phone around. “He’s bombarded with texts every day. He’s not sending out texts at fucking midnight because he needs ice cream and cuddle time.”
“That’s happening?”
“Constantly.”
(Or, Jamie just really wants to be there for his teammates, and Roy really wants to strangle anybody who doesn't put Jamie's wellbeing first)Bookmarked by desert_windmill
29 Nov 2025
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Jamie stops for coffee and successfully kisses every person there, which doesn't happen often. He's not one of those nerds who track their numbers, but usually in a public space there are a few who aren't up for it. Today the place is packed with customers, and he lands every single one plus the baristas. Legend.
It's a sign, he decides. Today is the day he finds his bond.
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- Part 1 of checkverse
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14 Nov 2025
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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11 Nov 2025
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roy and jamie fall in love quite easily, it turns out.
or: roy is there for jamie at the man city game and then he never leaves.
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- Part 1 of roy and jamie's rom-com
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05 Nov 2025
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“Can’t believe a pretty thing like you has to come begging to the Red Hood,” he says against Tim’s neck. “Thought they’d be lining up down the block for you. Thought Daddy would need to get the shotgun.”
“You’re the one with the shotgun,” Tim points out.
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Tim’s benched with a broken arm and starts playing Jason’s personal Oracle. Things escalate.