didus_ineptus

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    Captain Dietrich must survive the infamous Stalag 13 while posing as Sgt. Sam Troy.

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    He wishes there was a way to come back to this exact moment as many times as he wanted, because there isn't anything he wouldn't give to see Nori all wide eyed and speechless over a bug with a light up arse landing on his nose.

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    13 Sep 2020

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    For a prompt.

    The holidays are fast approaching, and Thorin's been dreading them, now that it's just him and his nephews. Harder still given that Fili still barely speaks and hasn't really since Dis died.

    So when Kili drags them into the bookstore to look for children's literature author Mr. Baggins' new book, and they find the author himself reading his latest, Thorin isn't expecting anything beyond maybe making his nephews a little happier.

    He certainly isn't expecting to find something for himself but he may have done just that.

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    24 Aug 2020

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    Once upon a time, there lived an unhappy young woman named Parkerella...

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    05 Aug 2020

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    Parker had a theory, and her theory was this: it made Eliot really happy when they noticed the things he did for them. It made Eliot happy when they made sure he knew they noticed the things he did for them. And when Eliot thought they didn't notice, it made him- not unhappy, but something worse, something like he knew that was all he could expect from anyone and he'd resigned himself to it a while back. Once she'd noticed it, she couldn't stop, and the realization of how often they took Eliot for granted made her stomach twist uncomfortably.

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    04 Aug 2020