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Rocket Science! A TF2 Helmet Party Zine by AifasInTheSky, distasty, toban
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
29 Jan 2023
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A fan-made, free, digital, SFW zine dedicated to the relationship of Soldier and Engineer from Team Fortress 2, featuring original writing, artworks and merch from 28 contributors over more than 8 months. Everyone involved put a lot of passion in the project, so we hope you enjoy it! ♥
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Medic enjoys hurting men and finds Soldier's inability to break down intolerable.
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Spy has a sinking feeling that he's being watched.
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*update 3/24/2020, fanart added to chapter 1*
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Medic finds out the team's Pyro has a serious respiratory infection. Coaxing it into treatment is only the beginning of their relationship, as Medic is stunned to see what lay behind the mask.
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Sniper finds the team's Pyro's beginning to become attached to him, and isn't entirely sure if that's a good thing or not.
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Neon Kiss Club by eunoia (thequirkyduckling) for thedevilinbloodminor
Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Predator (Dark Horse Comics), Alien vs Predator (Movies)
04 Apr 2025
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He was as giant as she knew the species to be, but somehow he seemed larger than even her imagination had been able to conjure. Her body immediately signaled warningly to her with unconscious insistence; dangerous, predator.
Violet is an inspiring dancer working in a rundown and seedy stripclub waiting for her big break when she meets a newcomer, only there for the weekend.
Rax is a yautja warrior turned bigtime stripper and club owner, an exotic treat for any human willing to pay for him. Thick in his own struggles, he meets a little dancer to take away for a night.
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- Part 2 of Rax Works
Bookmarked by distasty
01 Aug 2026
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This story answers the age old question that has always burdened my mind: "How does a Yautja do cocaine with no nose?"
Purple Prose, but carefully and lovingly written. Evident that a lot of time patience and care went into the crafting of this story. This is the one with the blue whore Yautja-Hish hybrid, the pole dancing, the lizard people three-way (👽 Grade-A alien sex 👽), and the no commitment in a way that's very believable for the guy's circumstance and species. Respekt.
This is the only story for Predator that I have ever read that doesn't use the word 'dreadlocks" or "dreads" and it's utterly refreshing.
Part of a larger series.
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The best kind of Trophy by CrabWasTaken
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predators (2010), Predator Original Series (1987-1990), The Predator (2018), Prey (2022), Predator: Killer of Killers (Movie 2025)
19 Apr 2026
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[A story that is the perfect sweet spot between an irreverent, darkly comic POV and quiet alien ritual soul bond story.]
[Updates Thursdays Bi-weekly]
Max expected a mundane animal behavior consult when she was called down to a research station in butt-fuck-nowhere-Texas — maybe a rogue military mutt, tops. What she got was a seven and a half foot tall beast of alien muscle radiating the energy of someone who's fought gods — and possibly won.
As the only person within five miles with common sense, Max is shoved into the unlikely role of accidental co-conspirator. When her new 'assignment' busts out, he brings Max along for the ride — whether she likes it or not.
What follows isn't just a galactic fuck-up. Mutual apprehension spirals into uneasy trust, a cultural collision, and a growing connection that neither of them knows what to do with—or wants to admit. They both realize quickly that they've bitten off more than they can chew: Max, with a creeping suspicion that she might be the biggest pervert ever; and her companion–kidnapper, learning the hard way that humans are, hands down, the most annoying creatures in the galaxy.
Turns out, the scariest part of first contact is catching feelings.
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- Part 1 of Max's Alien Deviations
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Bookmarked by distasty
27 Jul 2026
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Interesting and complicated alien cultural structure expressed mainly though dialogue. Special care taken to make non human creatures speak and act uniquely inhuman in believable ways through inner thoughts and dialogue. Good fucking food. 👨🍳
The one with the centipede ovipositor shopkeeper fucking offshoot. Lost civilization. No Yaujta fucking. Only magic cat weasles, meme jokes, and updates to long standing arrow head debates and diatribes within.
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Their Captive Prize - ('The Hunted' Chronicles - Book 1) by WeaverOfWords (Fantasy_elf)
Fandoms: Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Alien vs Predator (2004)
27 Dec 2021
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It was supposed to be a program run by the government. A testing of survival skills in a high danger level 1 quarantined zone, with a reward at the end for each willing participant. Only they had lied and not everything is as it seems.
Charlotte:
I hadn’t signed up for this. In fact, I’m not even supposed to be here. After being badly injured when I was twelve years old, my life has been nothing but a struggle. The doctors told me back then that I would never walk normally again. Yay for me. So how the hell was I supposed to survive in this nightmare I’d found myself in?The Hunters:
The thrill of the hunt had never tasted so sweeter to them. Their clan was one of the strongest and most skilled, feared by many, even by those of their own kind. Each one of thpitiful prey would meet their ends swiftly and without mercy. For nothing could ever beat the dangerous frenzy of a freshly made kill… Nothing, except for the claiming of the little fertile female amongst their group.She would be theirs, it was a pledge. A vow. A promise.
18+ Includes strong language, violence and scenes of a sexual nature. M/M/M/F Reverse Harem. Read with caution!
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- 55/55
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19 Jul 2026
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Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup find love in the most unexpected places. After being continuously edged to madness, Mojo Jojo joins the Avengers Initiative.
“Your feeble hooman gods cannot stop me. They cannot stop this.” He brushes the line of his leathery jaw against my temple, almost as if in a kiss and I shiver. “Not even the most powerful of deities can take you from us now. I will not allow it.”
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One More by PredatorPewPew
Fandoms: Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator (1987), Predators (2010), Predator Series, Predator 2 (1990), Prey (2022), The Predator (2018), Aliens vs. Predator (Video Game 2010), Predator: Badlands (2025)
06 Aug 2026
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Preparing for a risky mission, Elder Val'jek finds another male to care for his ooman mate. Raz'ha, a warrior from another clan, is eager to protect and mate the gentle ooman. Earning her affections will be nearly as difficult as protecting her from his own clan's hardships. Can the ooman, Amelia, learn to love one more yautja as she struggles to live among a dangerous new clan?
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10 Jul 2026
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The one with fleshed out alien politics, the dogs, the starvation, and the space Court.
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Kokuhaku - 'Confessions': A Nandermo Doujinshi by M248393
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Jul 2025
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Guillermo abruptly walks away flustered after a 'normal' conversation with Nandor.
He decides to calm himself down with a bath, only to be quickly disturbed by his relentless master, who attempts to continue their conversation in the bathtub.