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    It starts—like most things in his life, apparently—with Rose Landry. More specifically, it starts with Rose Landry drunkenly informing him that Shane was actually, really, really good in bed (for a gay ex-boyfriend, that is).

    This is information Ilya did not expect to receive from her of all people. Unfortunately, now he can't stop thinking about it.

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    Or, Five Times Ilya Rozanov Thinks About Getting Railed and One Time Shane Put Him Through a Mattress

    IT'S BOTTOM ILYA, FOLKS.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Apparently the Ottawa Centaurs locker room believes Shane Hollander is a relationship expert. Shane does not know why. Shane also does not have any advice.

    Ilya, unhelpfully, disagrees on both counts.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    “What do you want, Shanya?”

    He grabs the couch lube and coats two fingers before returning them to Shane’s ass.

    Shane sighs. “Anything.”

    Ilya tuts, hand continuing its ministrations, pressing lightly around, but never quite in. “Want me to fuck you in your panties? Make you come and get them all dirty?”

    Shane keens, chin jutting into his chest as he watches Ilya play with his ass. “Yes. That.”

     

    OR: Ilya comes home to his husband all sweaty from their new sauna and promptly loses his mind.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Harris needs Shane Hollander to crush a watermelon with his thighs. For charity.
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    "Is charity watermelon. Has rules."

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    09 Aug 2026

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    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

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    04 Aug 2026